There are about ten dogs in my neighborhood, and they are all barking at and totally disrespecting my very well behaved pet--AND I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL !!
IT'S ALL GROSSLY UNFAIR !!
My pet's name is Bob, and he is a still-growing two-ton T-Rex. He is SO loveable and cute, you cannot believe !!! And he stays in my yard and plays with his oversized beachball and the city bus he dragged home the ONE DAY he got out of the yard.
OK, I"m sorry! I forgot that Bob ate a few cats the first week I had him, and for some reason the Johnsons next door abandoned their home in the middle of the night and haven't been heard from since--but what the hey!! If they want to be speciests and show their bigotry against dinosaurs, then that's their loss and none of mine.
Bob even sleeps most of the time, OK? Give him 100 pounds of cow to munch on and within an hour, he's dozing off.
So, how can I get the neighborhood to adjust to Bob, huh? How can I get the dogs to shut up, OK?
HOW!!!
2006-10-02 06:37:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
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2006-10-02 15:50:17 · update #1
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2006-10-02 15:51:40 · update #2
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2016-12-04 03:29:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give Bob out for adoption or migrate to no man's land or something. And make sure you bring lots of cows cos it's only a matter of time before Bob mistakes you for a cow meal.LoL
2006-10-02 06:48:19 · answer #3 · answered by Mdk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Allow Bob out of the yard for a couple of hours, and he will quiet down the neighborhood..
2006-10-02 06:40:57 · answer #4 · answered by Chetco 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Give it time...sooner or later Bob with get tired of this and just have himself a little midnight snack. Opps no more problem....
Or maybe you should get him into counseling to convince him that he is the King of the block...after all he is bigger than the dogs.
2006-10-02 06:41:35 · answer #5 · answered by yetti 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy a farm way out in the boonies. There will be plenty of wild life around for Bob to catch and eat. Bob will be safe and happy, you will be happy and the ex-neighbors won't have to worry about their cats.
2006-10-02 06:58:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You know I see your point. That would make me sad too. I say fight fire with fire. I would say to slip the dogs that are annoying you some treats with some super laxative. When they bring the dog in for the night, explosive Diarrhea!!! I know from experience dude, cleaning that up is not fun.
2006-10-02 06:41:02 · answer #7 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could let him live inside the house and not leave him in the yard for long periods.
2006-10-02 06:43:23 · answer #8 · answered by HDB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you could move to that island where Clifford the big red dog lives they seem to accept unusual pets real well there.
2006-10-02 06:45:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
set Bob loose on the other dogs. what store did you get Bob cause i want one too, hehe
2006-10-02 06:43:26 · answer #10 · answered by Lord Kodous 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋