My neighbor's small yappy dog keeps crapping in our yard and digging up our garden. So, I did what any decent hard-working American would do. That weekend 13 friends and I captured the little runt and put him in a small garbage can. For the next 8 hours of the party we took turns crapping on the dog. When the party got REALLY wild, a couple of us blew chunks in the can and filtered about 38 beers in as well if you know what I mean;). In the morning we humanely released the dog and fed it a potato and beef burrito from taco bell to make up for any wrongdoing. The problem is, the dog STILL does it! We did it even MORE the next time and didn't give it a burrito. We are afraid if it keeps coming over, what should we do?
2006-09-21
21:09:48
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