My neighbor's small yappy dog keeps crapping in our yard and digging up our garden. So, I did what any decent hard-working American would do. That weekend 13 friends and I captured the little runt and put him in a small garbage can. For the next 8 hours of the party we took turns crapping on the dog. When the party got REALLY wild, a couple of us blew chunks in the can and filtered about 38 beers in as well if you know what I mean;). In the morning we humanely released the dog and fed it a potato and beef burrito from taco bell to make up for any wrongdoing. The problem is, the dog STILL does it! We did it even MORE the next time and didn't give it a burrito. We are afraid if it keeps coming over, what should we do?
2006-09-21
21:09:48
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We did, but he keeps telling us it's an AIBO dog whatever that means..must be a japanese breed of somekind..
2006-09-21
21:14:04 ·
update #1
Take a look at this jokster's other questions..He's not serious, just bored..
2006-09-21 21:21:32
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answered by Chetco 7
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u guys r jerks. abusing a poor dog.
and for the problem, talk to ur neighbors and tell them to get a fence or put the dog on a leash. if that doesnt work, call animal control. never abuse an animal. its not the animals fault. its the owners responsability to take care of it. also, u could get a fence so it cant go in ur yard.
2006-09-21 21:44:52
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answered by hellbound-angell 1
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This is what they mean when they say neutering is important, and I don't mean the fuzzy little thing that you are 'saying' goes #2 on your lawn. You obviously feel that pent up need to mark your own territory which is more than likely what is attracting your neighbor's dog, therefore, neutering yourself should get rid of most of that problem.
2006-09-22 06:16:07
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answered by santana84_02 4
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that's pretty messed up man. the dog's not crapping in your yard and digging up your garden intentionaly to piss you off. there must be something about your yard that he likes, but that's no reason to do what you did. i would suggest that you talk to your nieghbor about their dog, but after what you did to the poor dog you're probably looking at getting your *** kicked or getting arrested for animal cruelty. hopefully both. then you'll get peed and crapped on in jail and go through what you put that dog through. whata prick. gotta be one haole.
2006-09-21 21:22:36
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answered by Grape Drink! its purple. 2
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Thats called animal cruilty, and posting this is a good way to get tracked down and maybe arrested for your wrong doings. Ever heard of talking to your neightbor about its dog?
2006-09-21 21:12:29
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answered by Anonymous
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Ummm....hey potato...lucky for you I'm not your neighbor with a dog. You'd be climbing YOUR way out of that garbage can along with your 13 friends...
grandma of animal lovers
2006-09-21 21:25:50
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answered by serious 4
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Just talk to the neighbor, if she doesn't put her dog on a leash after that, call animal control.
2006-09-22 02:14:51
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answered by Johnny 3
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well i think it was wrong what you did...you and your friend all ought to pay for this...animal cruelty is against the law..you should of went and talked to your neighbors about their dog and maybe got a fence or something....i myself think you should be reported...i hope you all think you fun was worth it...you never taught the dog anything the way you did the dog...
2006-09-21 21:20:51
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answered by sanangel 6
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i think you should talk to the owner of the dog and /or try shuting your gate so it cant get in and i think you should not be crule to the animal again cause it might come back and do more dammage out of revenge for you attacking it ok. bless you and DONT HURT THE DOG AGAIN YOU BULLY,
2006-09-21 21:18:23
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answered by me not u 3
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Get a fence. also if you and or your friends are considered to be decent Americans I'm extra glad I'm not an American,
2006-09-21 21:26:17
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answered by just being 1
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Are that bored that you have to resort to asking troll like questions like this to get people upset. That's pretty lame.
2006-09-22 04:07:33
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answered by pitbullmom 3
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