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2006-09-21 18:44:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
Why do you think men get so attached to their dogs after they marry? Dogs don't *****, nag, harrass or pout, if not for sex, it would be no contest!!
2006-09-21 19:01:16 · answer #1 · answered by keepitsafe2think 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
The wife is man's worst friend. Or best enemy depending on how you look at it. A dog will love you with every beat of her heart, and if your in the dog house, it's the best seat on the farm.
2006-09-22 03:00:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your wife is the dog's best friend - she's the one that feeds him and she likes him better than you. The dog is honest, doesn't cheat, and never has hair growing in places it shouldn't!!!
2006-09-22 01:52:26 · answer #3 · answered by Timberwolf 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A mans best root
2006-09-22 02:08:48 · answer #4 · answered by belleprancer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe your the dog and you are her best friend~~~
But if you are putting your wife in the same boat be very careful because wives I mean B`I`T`C`H`E`S or best friends can bite back...
2006-09-22 02:04:25 · answer #5 · answered by msleya2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your wife is your friend, lover, and best buddy.
Have a great day!
2006-09-22 02:01:13 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Alf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your wife is your LIFE
2006-09-22 02:01:51 · answer #7 · answered by urimaginasian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your wife is your LOVE!!If your wife was your best freind then u would only freind love with your wife.
2006-09-22 01:52:07 · answer #8 · answered by Electronic Geek 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your soul-mate ... and the one that feeds the dog..
2006-09-22 02:06:04 · answer #9 · answered by Chetco 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your best pet
2006-09-22 01:46:57 · answer #10 · answered by tturbod2001 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋