Jokes & Riddles - January 2007

What do you call a cow with no leg's?

2007-01-21 14:47:21 · 9 answers · asked by Muffin 2

2007-01-21 14:40:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

What do you call a cow with no leg's?

2007-01-21 14:40:49 · 10 answers · asked by Muffin 2

No NEW Orleans and no NEW England in the Superbowl!!!

lol that's an instant classic.

2007-01-21 14:36:09 · 5 answers · asked by John P 6

2007-01-21 14:35:27 · 11 answers · asked by Chaille L 4

A woman lives on the 30th floor of a 30 story building. When she wakes up she takes the elevator to the 1st floor and goes to work. But when she comes back from work, she takes the elevator to the 26th floor then walks up to the 30th floor. Why?

2007-01-21 14:32:05 · 11 answers · asked by Ace 5

tom's mom has for kids, nickle dime and quarter, what is the fourths name

2007-01-21 14:24:57 · 36 answers · asked by BABY Gurl 1

2007-01-21 14:24:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

What am I?

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one.
Maddona doesn't have one.
Brett Lee has a short one.



It's a Surname, what were you thinking!?

2007-01-21 14:17:28 · 28 answers · asked by d_murik 1

Jack and Jill are on the floor, dead from suffocation
Broken glass is scattered about
There is lots of water on the floor
The only furniture in the room is a table
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It doesn't matter what the room is made of
here's a hint
jack and jill came home alive and well, but they were in plastic bags

2007-01-21 14:16:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

when you first start and after u get out of the first building your in

2007-01-21 14:05:29 · 2 answers · asked by rolfer23 1

and it only comes out once a year
what would u do?

2007-01-21 14:04:34 · 13 answers · asked by Crazy Butterfly! 1

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
I usually puke when I look at you



Roses are red That's what you think
Till someone gives you One that is pink.



Roses are blue,Violets are pink,
After you've had Your thirteenth drink



Roses are blue,Violets are red,
If you think that,You've got rocks in your head.



The roses are dead,The violets have wilted.
I fell for the gardener,But now I've been jilted!



Roses are red,And so is my dad,
Especially when he gets Terribly mad

Roses are blue.Violets are red.
Ever since we kissed,I'm dizzy in the head


oses are red.Violets are blue.
I have a crush And it ain't on you.

Roses are red,Violets are blue.
Oh, I forgot..I want someone new

Roses are red
Daisies are white
Remember that parents
Are sometimes right


Roses are red
School is out
I need a vacation
There is no doubt.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Will you excuse me please
I got something to do

Roses are red
violets are blue
i always rhyme
what about you

Roses are red
violets are blue
if it wasnt for the Cafe
I wouldnt have met you

Roses are red
violets are blue
I wish i won the lottery
so I can afford you

2007-01-21 14:04:10 · 3 answers · asked by Countess Blavinskeya 2

2007-01-21 13:54:38 · 5 answers · asked by Bash 2

2007-01-21 13:41:12 · 9 answers · asked by .......... 4

What is the first number, written in letters, that has it's letters in alphabetical order.

2007-01-21 13:39:41 · 22 answers · asked by Teddy Bear 4

It's not just that Mystery guy who's telling them

2007-01-21 13:24:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

beetman and radish

2007-01-21 13:21:15 · 6 answers · asked by 00J 2

I just want to know which one is better in bed. Really, if I had a pair of Irish Setter or Guinea fowl thighs around my face, which would make me happier? You know what I mean? If I was going to nip, lick, and suck at one of the two in bed, which should it be? I mean, really, it's just so hard to come up with a good late-night snack . . . .

2007-01-21 13:19:19 · 1 answers · asked by nex_nox_noctus 3

Two blonde guys were working for the city works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.

They worked up one side of the street, then down the other,then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.

So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, onlyto have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick

2007-01-21 13:01:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Am i the only person who adores corny jokes... i think they are soo funny because they are soo stupid.. i just love em!! i kno im weird so dont give me that...

2007-01-21 12:56:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-21 12:50:16 · 15 answers · asked by kjws99 1

then wouldnt there be people from the future here today?
no; this isnt a riddle. its a real question..

2007-01-21 12:49:30 · 6 answers · asked by chelsღ 3

2007-01-21 12:47:37 · 12 answers · asked by Ch Clark 1

(...and NO, he was not outside of the local Starbucks).

2007-01-21 12:42:59 · 33 answers · asked by Richard 7

2007-01-21 12:39:42 · 10 answers · asked by blueeyesrmine 2

2007-01-21 12:29:47 · 5 answers · asked by kpajamas613 3

Once there was this french guy walking in the airport. He passes this spanish guy talking on the phone and hears him say,
" Se' Se' "
Then he passes the Music shop and hears,
" Me me me me "
Then he passes the childrens center and hears,
" Forks and knives! Forks and knives! "
Then he passes the candy shop ans hears,
" whats your special on cady today? "
" Goody goody gumdrops! "
Finally a police stops him and asks,
" Are u the murderer?? "
" Se' Se' "
" Are u sure?? "
" Me me me me "
" What were u killing ppl with? "
" Forks and knives! Forks and knives! "
" Thats it buddy your coming with me!! "
" Goody goody gumdrops! "

2007-01-21 12:27:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anna M 2

i.
i did.
i did ur.
i did ur mom.
i did ur mom a.
i did ur mom a favor.
i did ur mom a favor by.
i did ur mom a favor by making.
i did ur mom a favor by making you.
i did ur mom a favor by making you a.
i did ur mom a favor by making you a sandwhich.

2007-01-21 12:22:33 · 14 answers · asked by bubblemonkis 2

Nowhere KFC isn't open on holidays.

2007-01-21 12:09:59 · 10 answers · asked by Erick 1