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Once there was this french guy walking in the airport. He passes this spanish guy talking on the phone and hears him say,
" Se' Se' "
Then he passes the Music shop and hears,
" Me me me me "
Then he passes the childrens center and hears,
" Forks and knives! Forks and knives! "
Then he passes the candy shop ans hears,
" whats your special on cady today? "
" Goody goody gumdrops! "
Finally a police stops him and asks,
" Are u the murderer?? "
" Se' Se' "
" Are u sure?? "
" Me me me me "
" What were u killing ppl with? "
" Forks and knives! Forks and knives! "
" Thats it buddy your coming with me!! "
" Goody goody gumdrops! "

2007-01-21 12:27:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anna M 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

thats good! i know a different 1. somewhere n the joke, he goes 2 a tv store and they go "plug it in, plug it in!" at the end the police goes: im gonna have 2 put u in the electric chair. the man says "plug it in, plug it in!!!"

2007-01-21 12:38:47 · answer #1 · answered by me krazi 1 · 0 0

no...
the original joke is ...
this guy that repeats everything he hears an hour later, is walking down the street, and he passes by a music shop and hears mememememe. Then he walks by a restaraunt and hears forks an knives-forks and knives.Then he passes by an appliance store and hears-Plug it in, plug it in!
SO....
an hour later-he sees a guy laying on the sidewalk and the police come.They ask him-
Who killed this man?-mememememe!
what did you kill him with?-forks and knives-forks qnd knives!
ok sir-we are going to have to put you in the electric chair!-he replies-PLUG IT IN-PLUG IT IN!!!!!!!

2007-01-21 13:22:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny

2007-01-21 12:34:25 · answer #3 · answered by gitsliveon24 5 · 0 0

better if he was walking through the airport trying to learn English.. it's an okay joke, if your 10yrs old

2007-01-21 12:34:03 · answer #4 · answered by kevferg64 3 · 0 0

That was kinda lame, but I did chuckle.

2007-01-21 12:32:16 · answer #5 · answered by MereMortal 2 · 0 0

spanish for yes is si

2007-01-21 12:35:08 · answer #6 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0 0

It's funny.

2007-01-21 12:34:46 · answer #7 · answered by Misfit_101 3 · 0 0

ha. ha. ha.
i've heard a bunch like it
good attempt, though...

2007-01-21 12:36:20 · answer #8 · answered by yum_yum_kit_kat 1 · 0 0

haha

2007-01-21 14:15:45 · answer #9 · answered by joe 1 · 0 0

LOL.

Have a great day!

2007-01-23 03:58:54 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

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