Jokes & Riddles - January 2007

one day two little kids was sleep beside eachother. then the boy asks from girl: u are girl or boy?
girl answerd him : i dont know.
boy tell her waite, i will go down and look at u , then will tell u if u are gril or boy.
then boys after look say that u are girl.
girls ask how did u know it.
the boy answerd: because u have pink socks. hahahahahaha .....

2007-01-21 21:57:29 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-21 21:50:06 · 13 answers · asked by tammygirl 1

2007-01-21 21:39:29 · 15 answers · asked by Flossie 4

A couple are at their wedding party when the groom meets with the orthodox rabbi.

The man asks, "Is it true that our men and women aren’t allowed to dance together?"

"Yes," says the rabbi, "For modesty reasons, our men and women dance separately. Men with the men & women with the women"

"So I can't dance with my own wife?"

"No."

"Well, okay," says the man, "But what about sex?"

"Fine," says the rabbi. "A mitzvah within the marriage!"

"What about different positions?" the man asks.

"No problem," says the rabbi.

"Woman on top?" the man asks.

"Why not?" replies the rabbi.

"How about doggie-style?"

"Of course!"

"Well, what about standing up?"

"NO!" says the rabbi....

"Why Not???" asks the man.

"Could lead to dancing!"

2007-01-21 21:02:44 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-21 20:59:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

It's 3:00 AM at a gambling casino. There are two guys waiting at the dice table for additional competition. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. The other two agree.

She says,
"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm not wearing underwear."

With that she strips naked from the waste down. She then rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants! YES! I WIN!"

With that she picks up her money & clothes and quickly leaves.
The other two just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks,

"What did she roll anyway?"

The other guy answers,

"I don't know. I thought you were watching the dice!"

2007-01-21 20:53:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

Two couples are on a double date when they start talking about partner swapping.
They decide it would be cool to try it out. The two couples then go to a local motel.
They rent two rooms for the night, and the newly shuffled couples go to their respective rooms.
One couple, in their room, go wild with each other. They make love for hours.
When finished, one of the two rolls over on her side, props herself on one elbow,
lights up a cigarette, looks at her partner, and says:

"I wonder how the guys are doing?"

2007-01-21 20:51:21 · 19 answers · asked by Speck Schnuck 5

2007-01-21 20:46:16 · 9 answers · asked by profeSSSSor 2

This is a little game I saw on Myspace a while ago and I thought it might be fun to play here.
The rules are simple: Take any (well-known) movie name you want and replace one word (or part of a word) in the title with the word orgasm. (You can put the original title or the word you substituted between brackets, if you think that clarifies your answer.)
Funniest answer wins 10 points. :)

Some examples:
The orgasm of the Christ (passion)
Snow White and the seven orgasms (dwarves)
Willie Wonka and the chocolate orgasm (factory)

Enjoy!

2007-01-21 20:42:05 · 10 answers · asked by xane76 3

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard
her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she
said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed
baby oil all over him and then she dusted him
with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you
to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a
statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he
entered the room.

"Oh, its just a statue," she replied
nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their
bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us
too."

No more was said about the statue, not even later
that night when they went to sleep. Around two
in the morning the husband got out of bed, went
to the kitchen and returned a few minutes later
with a sandwich and a beer.

"Here," he said to the statue, "eat something.
When I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for
three days, nobody offered me so as much as a
glass of water!"

2007-01-21 20:31:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

I believe that sounds waves bounce around, even since the start of this world, just can't hear them.

2007-01-21 20:11:52 · 12 answers · asked by flower_from_the_heavens 4

Cha nob'll fallout.

2007-01-21 20:01:50 · 17 answers · asked by ........ 3

State why you would want to or not if thats the case?

2007-01-21 20:01:10 · 15 answers · asked by flower_from_the_heavens 4

by being turned upside down....?

2007-01-21 20:00:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-21 19:58:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

a knight caught in a windstorm......?

2007-01-21 19:46:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-21 19:43:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-21 19:33:52 · 15 answers · asked by Michelle 3

2007-01-21 19:30:27 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-21 19:28:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-21 19:03:05 · 12 answers · asked by bronzemodel 2

2007-01-21 18:55:49 · 15 answers · asked by Liar 1

What does a blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant?












Are you sure it's mine?

2007-01-21 18:55:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-21 18:40:24 · 27 answers · asked by flower_from_the_heavens 4

Sally (who is a hobo) goes around the street collecting old cigarette butts. She takes the cigarette butts and uses them to hand roll her own cigarettes. She has done this for so long, she knows that it will take her 7 cigarette butss to make one cigarette for herself. If she finds 49 cigarette butts how many cigarettes can she make?

2007-01-21 18:26:21 · 19 answers · asked by melinda_trvn 2

a SMALL guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 poun right ball, Turner Brown. "The small white guy faints! The big dude picks up the small guy, brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "what's wrong?" The small white guy says, "Excuse me but what did you say?" The big dude looks dowm and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 poun right ball, my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'turn around." :) :)

2007-01-21 18:18:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Two guys went camping. In the middle of the night, one asked the other, "Are you asleep?"

"No."

"Are you masturbating?"

"Yep."

"Are you having trouble getting it up?"

"Yep."

"Well, why don't you try using yours instead?!"

2007-01-21 18:18:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Toilet paper hanging out of the back of your pants all day long with you knowing and no one telling you or chocolate brownies all in your teeth without you knowing.

2007-01-21 17:58:53 · 13 answers · asked by That Guy 5

I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?

2007-01-21 17:53:27 · 13 answers · asked by melinda_trvn 2

2007-01-21 17:26:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous