It's 3:00 AM at a gambling casino. There are two guys waiting at the dice table for additional competition. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. The other two agree.
She says,
"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm not wearing underwear."
With that she strips naked from the waste down. She then rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants! YES! I WIN!"
With that she picks up her money & clothes and quickly leaves.
The other two just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks,
"What did she roll anyway?"
The other guy answers,
"I don't know. I thought you were watching the dice!"
2007-01-21 20:53:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-21 21:04:22 · update #1
Love u JOKES man :)
God bless u
2007-01-21 20:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by Lorina 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lolx, men can be both silly and cute at the same time =)
Just gotta love them
2007-01-22 04:59:27 · answer #2 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Waks! Fool men.. wahehe..
Wise gurl huh!
Nice joke..
2007-01-22 05:13:09 · answer #3 · answered by -REJ- 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey! I thought nobody would find out about that!! ahh man who told on me!!?
hahaha funny joke though!
2007-01-26 04:22:34 · answer #4 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
COOL DUDE
10 ON 10
2007-01-22 05:08:43 · answer #5 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha I love it :D
2007-01-22 04:56:42 · answer #6 · answered by Natashya K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is the funnest thing I have heard today. :)
2007-01-22 04:58:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-01-22 07:23:07 · answer #8 · answered by meandragon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
really nice one
2007-01-22 05:32:37 · answer #9 · answered by ibro999 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good
2007-01-22 05:41:35 · answer #10 · answered by Luke M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋