a SMALL guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 poun right ball, Turner Brown. "The small white guy faints! The big dude picks up the small guy, brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "what's wrong?" The small white guy says, "Excuse me but what did you say?" The big dude looks dowm and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 poun right ball, my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'turn around." :) :)
2007-01-21 18:18:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry for those who get offended..the question should have been: "..this joke is for adults only.." sorry bout that
2007-01-21 18:30:18 · update #1
hahaha oh my god i think i pissed myself
2007-01-21 18:21:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2007-01-22 02:21:51 · answer #2 · answered by Jon's Mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!!
2007-01-22 02:52:07 · answer #3 · answered by terren j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two old Whores walking down the street
Two old whores with **** on their feet
to old to phuc and to proud to suck
just two old whores
**** out of luck
2007-01-22 02:26:01 · answer #4 · answered by Leroy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL this is hilarious. I have never seen anything like this before
2007-01-22 02:22:18 · answer #5 · answered by cynnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, with any luck a ten year old will read this and you can feel really proud of yourself.
2007-01-22 02:21:59 · answer #6 · answered by doodad 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Real funny!
2007-01-22 02:28:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats a good one
2007-01-22 02:24:20 · answer #8 · answered by true22enigma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! you owe me a pair of panties.
2007-01-22 02:24:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...that was funny.
2007-01-22 02:25:36 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋