A couple are at their wedding party when the groom meets with the orthodox rabbi.
The man asks, "Is it true that our men and women aren’t allowed to dance together?"
"Yes," says the rabbi, "For modesty reasons, our men and women dance separately. Men with the men & women with the women"
"So I can't dance with my own wife?"
"No."
"Well, okay," says the man, "But what about sex?"
"Fine," says the rabbi. "A mitzvah within the marriage!"
"What about different positions?" the man asks.
"No problem," says the rabbi.
"Woman on top?" the man asks.
"Why not?" replies the rabbi.
"How about doggie-style?"
"Of course!"
"Well, what about standing up?"
"NO!" says the rabbi....
"Why Not???" asks the man.
"Could lead to dancing!"
2007-01-21 21:02:44 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-21 21:04:40 · update #1
Neo....I like your jokes, many of which bring non stop laughs, like this one....a great one.........lmao
2007-01-21 22:10:03 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-02 21:27:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS SO FRKIN FUNNY!!!! I got o school in a Church of Christ City and C.o.C. don't believe in "dancing" so i thought that was pretty funny bc i'm not C.o.C. and we've argued over dancing several times.
LOL! That gave a me a wonderufl laugh!!
2007-01-27 10:44:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Genius. Pure genius
2007-01-21 21:12:24 · answer #4 · answered by firestarter 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its so funny maybe I will rate you in the funny scale 50%
2007-01-21 21:53:45 · answer #5 · answered by tammygirl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, just brilliant! U have some reli good jokes there my friend
2007-01-21 21:41:35 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I laughed out loud at that one...thanks for the chuckle!
2007-01-21 21:06:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! That one was funny too! good job man!
2007-01-25 19:49:22 · answer #8 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO very funny 10/10 :D
2007-01-21 21:29:22 · answer #9 · answered by ibro999 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok 5/10
2007-01-21 21:23:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋