2007-01-21 21:39:29 · 15 answers · asked by Flossie 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I feel a lot brighter now - thanks! Some oldies in there (but goodies!) and some new ones to make me smile!
Good to know people can just be nice x
2007-01-21 23:43:55 · update #1
its a stinkin hot summers evening here in Australia, but try this one, its my all time favourite
why was piglet looking down the toilet?
he was looking for pooh!!!!!
2007-01-21 21:44:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
u know now the grey and wintry morning must have changed into a nice warm day
2007-01-21 23:14:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why won't a shark bite a lawyer - ---professional courtesy
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer --------a doberman
What is a shame ---------------------a busload of lawyers going off a cliff
What is a crying shame ----------------- there was an empty seat on the bus
How many lawyers jokes are there - -- - - - - - only 4 --------
----the rest are true stories
have a happy day!
2007-01-21 21:45:00 · answer #3 · answered by tom4bucs 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football!"
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says -
"Touchdown, tie score!"
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says -
"Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, -
"Touchdown, tie score!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says -
"Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!"
Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"
The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"
2007-01-21 21:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by Usemyyahooid 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
What did the bartender say to the horse that came in to the bar?
Why the long face?
2007-01-21 21:44:26 · answer #5 · answered by ThatLady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tremendous one superstar for u 3 couples (associates) holiday mutually to a hotel motel, purely to locate that their reservations were screwed up, and that all of them ought to stay in a unmarried room. There are 2 king-sized beds, and that is determined that the adult adult males will all sleep in a unmarried, and the girls in the different. interior the midst of the nighttime, the guy interior the midsection wakes up, and says to the guy next to him "enable me out. I have were given to get to my spouse! I have the most important not person-friendly-on I have ever had, and that i have were given to get to her NOW! the different guy says "O.ok. do you want me to comprise you?" "What the hell for?" asks the different. "because it really is MY d-i-c-ok you're preserving!" says he.
2016-10-15 22:28:35 · answer #6 · answered by vesely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawkin after a housefire.
That should blow the cobwebs away quite nicely!
2007-01-21 21:49:15 · answer #7 · answered by bluenose 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
why was 10 scared of 7----- because 7 8 9---- old but still good
2007-01-21 22:18:37 · answer #8 · answered by Ladder Captain-29 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When a husband came home unexpectedly from work he caught his wife in bed with 3 men.Hello,hello,hello and what's going on here?he asks.Says his wife what's your problem, are'nt you talking to me?
2007-01-21 21:55:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not to answer but just to say i love the lawyer jokes.
at least they cheered me up
hope it works for you too
:D
2007-01-21 21:52:50 · answer #10 · answered by ibro999 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋