A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard
her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she
said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed
baby oil all over him and then she dusted him
with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you
to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a
statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he
entered the room.
"Oh, its just a statue," she replied
nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their
bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us
too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later
that night when they went to sleep. Around two
in the morning the husband got out of bed, went
to the kitchen and returned a few minutes later
with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "eat something.
When I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for
three days, nobody offered me so as much as a
glass of water!"
2007-01-21 20:31:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you made me nearly choke on my pop
2007-01-21 20:35:18 · answer #1 · answered by Natashya K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny and too kind of the husband.
hahaha. Good one.
2007-01-22 05:09:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very intelligently said.
2007-01-22 04:37:42 · answer #3 · answered by saumitra s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was really funny but i was just wondering that how much powder the wife would have spent Heee...Heee.....
2007-01-22 04:47:10 · answer #4 · answered by cutiepie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, very funny. Nice dude! wahehe. c",)
2007-01-22 04:48:04 · answer #5 · answered by -REJ- 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it was dull in the beginning but the end wrap it up
2007-01-22 04:37:32 · answer #6 · answered by Realdeal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of..the husband did the same thing..
2007-01-22 04:34:35 · answer #7 · answered by yahooaddict 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I might tell others so its good enough for that.
2007-01-22 04:39:29 · answer #8 · answered by Krayden 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, Seriously.
2007-01-22 04:37:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny just in a pervertid way lol
2007-01-22 04:36:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny as hell. That's funny.
2007-01-22 04:49:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋