2007-01-21 19:03:05 · 12 answers · asked by bronzemodel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mamma is so fat that she keeps Pesos in one pocket and Yen in the other.
2007-01-21 19:22:56 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Namaste 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat when she stood on the scale it spun around twice and then stopped at, "to be continued"
Yo mama so fat when I tried to walk around her I got lost
Yo mama so fat... so fat, oh she just so fat, why yo mama so fat?
2007-01-21 19:07:34 · answer #2 · answered by pretty shy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat she uses the living room carpet as a maxi pad.
2007-01-21 19:06:46 · answer #3 · answered by sexyredhed 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas so fat that when she was having sex her boyfriend got lost inside of her.
Hey andrew, that's MY you mamas joke.
2007-01-21 19:06:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she chased a yellow school bus with white kids inside cause she thought it was a twinkie.
2007-01-21 19:49:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so ugly she'll make a train take a dirt road
2007-01-21 19:06:05 · answer #6 · answered by Chris B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
2007-01-21 19:07:16 · answer #7 · answered by Andrew 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 01:35:08 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
2007-01-21 19:08:04 · answer #9 · answered by Meg 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application
2007-01-21 19:26:17 · answer #10 · answered by GuyDudeBro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋