Jokes & Riddles - January 2007

If sex is a pain in the a ss you're doing it backwards.

2007-01-31 15:35:27 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous

Two friends, a blond and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying
her flowers.

The redhead sighs and says, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"



The redhead replies, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending

the next three days on my back, with my legs in the air."

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

2007-01-31 15:31:22 · 6 answers · asked by Jodi C 5

2007-01-31 15:31:13 · 14 answers · asked by area52 6

2007-01-31 15:30:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-31 15:29:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-31 15:22:49 · 16 answers · asked by loftboy 1

2007-01-31 15:22:32 · 11 answers · asked by Chaaarlie! 2

the mother in law says, what are you doing there naked?. The daughter in law answers I'm not naked, this is my love dress, your son loves it and takes me, he makes love to me all night when I wear it. So the mother in law goes home, gets naked, lays on the couch and her husband comes home and says what are you doing there naked, She replies I'm not naked it's my love dress........the husband says " need to iron it, what's for dinner?"

2007-01-31 15:19:16 · 20 answers · asked by Lisa E 3

Someone asked me this question once...

2007-01-31 15:11:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Please... lets hear it =D

Can be about Anything!

2007-01-31 15:05:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

Im sick and in a slump can any of you guys or gals give me any good jokes to cheer me up?
Thank you.

2007-01-31 15:04:14 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2

2007-01-31 14:57:13 · 10 answers · asked by area52 6

2007-01-31 14:42:19 · 8 answers · asked by LUCIFER 5

DONT THINK NASTY

2007-01-31 14:41:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-31 14:32:53 · 14 answers · asked by mizbritt17 2

2007-01-31 14:27:51 · 5 answers · asked by Phillip 4

What do you have to screw to get up.... bang to get loose.... and if hung right it will swing.... DONT THINK NASTY!

2007-01-31 14:27:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-31 14:26:58 · 10 answers · asked by Phillip 4

it does not matter what u call him cuz he is not goin to come anyways

2007-01-31 14:26:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

just leave the past behind...in jokes and riddles ..i was assuming that whatever is/was posted by each asker...would rather be a joke or riddle... a tip..if you ever come across a rude,harsh or just plain ignorant posting...just move on to the next....i think it would be fair for both sides(asker&answerer)...though i was thinking that this category wouldn't be more entertaining without you and your positive/negative postings...which keeps it going...(ignore that report abuse button)... don't you think so..thanks

2007-01-31 14:14:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-31 14:10:13 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous

Sitting at the computer just wanting somebody to make me laugh
tell me something funny or whatever is on your mind?

2007-01-31 14:02:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-31 13:57:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Three men and their wives are in a restaurant having drinks, when the 1st man said to his wife, “Pass me the sugar…Sugar”!
The 2nd guy said, “Oh you call your wife sugar”? Then he said, “Hey pass me the honey…Honey”! Finally the third guy said, “You’re both nuts”! Then he looked at his wife and said, “Pass me the teabag, you Bag”!

I hope you all enjoyed it, : )

2007-01-31 13:51:41 · 2 answers · asked by jasomsaso 3

You live in a perfectly square house. All walls point south. A bear walks by. What colour is the bear?

2007-01-31 13:48:41 · 14 answers · asked by fayra_elm 4

Do you think I really believe that crap??????!!!!! Get a grip!!!!! It's just a joke!....,and apparently, it's on YOU!!!!!!!! lighten up Jackass

2007-01-31 13:46:09 · 1 answers · asked by stringer_G 3

2007-01-31 13:32:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

The person who makes me doesn't want me, the person who buys me doesn't need me, and the person who needs me doesn't know it. What am I?

2007-01-31 13:30:34 · 6 answers · asked by Volleyball_girl 2

2007-01-31 13:30:13 · 5 answers · asked by Deranged Insanity 2

2007-01-31 13:29:14 · 2 answers · asked by Deranged Insanity 2