Sitting at the computer just wanting somebody to make me laugh
tell me something funny or whatever is on your mind?
2007-01-31 14:02:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i farted.
2007-01-31 14:17:59 · answer #1 · answered by The Method 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is this old man driving down a road and a hot lady in a mini skirt is hitch hiking- the old man pulls over and she gets in
the old man asked where are you heading and then the hot lady starts slowly stripping piece by piece as the old mans face and eyes start to explode
# then the car runs off the road and flips over into a tree - the old mans leg is stuck he's yelling "get help"
the hot lady is naked and the only thing close to here is the old mans boot- so she takes the boot and covers her ### and runs to a house beating on the door when a man opens the door and asks whats wrong -
the hot lady said we had a wreck and the old man is stuck, can you help get him out and then the guy slowly looks down to her ### - shaking his head he then said it might be hard getting him out !!
2007-01-31 14:38:11 · answer #2 · answered by Tennessee NatureBoy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken go half-way across the road?
Because she wanted to LAY IT ON THE LINE!
2007-01-31 14:40:36 · answer #3 · answered by awanderingelf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My fav- meant only in fun of course. no insult intended to anyone.
How did Germany defeat Poland in World War 2?
They marched in backwards and said they were leaving!
2007-01-31 14:21:22 · answer #4 · answered by cyanideprincess0008 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When a man has a vasectomy, the vas deferens is cut or removed. Why, then, when a woman has a hysterectomy, do they not cut or remove the hysteria?
2007-01-31 14:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by r~@~w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well there's like more catholic churches in las vegas than there r casinos and so the casinos give the chips they get to the monks to count...so wat do they call these monks? chipmonks!
LOL! GET IT?
2007-01-31 15:38:12 · answer #6 · answered by teacherspet866 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you do when a bull charges you?
2007-01-31 14:18:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋