2007-01-31 14:57:13 · 10 answers · asked by area52 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i thnk he would first sack all the priest, as they're the sleaziest lot, then he'd marry joan osbourne for singing "what if God was one of us", then he'd take over the vatican & have the best white parties in the world, with all his angels, just like hugh hefner, then he'd kick bill gates & rename microsoft as windows to heaven........
2007-01-31 18:01:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Jesus was living us today, so to would the coming of the Messiah... that means you're either damned forever or you go to hell... Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo on that note he'd probably wouldn't need to change it.
2007-01-31 23:20:19 · answer #2 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Jesus was living with us today, so would pretty pink unicorns and magical dragons that breathe fire and the sky would rain money and hot guys for me.
2007-01-31 23:00:54 · answer #3 · answered by ___________ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he wouldn't need to revise it, I think more people would start to live by it
2007-01-31 22:59:35 · answer #4 · answered by luvmycrafties 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think he'd "revise" it... I just think he'd ask us to think alittle more about what it "means" as opposed to what it "says" literally...
2007-01-31 23:02:47 · answer #5 · answered by Joseph, II 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All the pages would be filled with BELIEVE IN ME AND HAVE ETERNAL LIFE............ My best, M.
2007-01-31 23:03:43 · answer #6 · answered by M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would not. There's nothing wrong with it the way it is.
2007-01-31 23:00:20 · answer #7 · answered by Debi in LA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wouldn't you don't mess with perfection.
2007-01-31 23:03:19 · answer #8 · answered by CALIBOY 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He did last ime so why not
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2007-01-31 23:00:27 · answer #9 · answered by Todd C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would throw it out if he was smart
2007-01-31 23:00:26 · answer #10 · answered by HamburgerHead 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋