Two friends, a blond and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying
her flowers.
The redhead sighs and says, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"
The redhead replies, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending
the next three days on my back, with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
2007-01-31 15:31:22 · 6 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am a bottle blond, not a natural, thank you very much.....
2007-01-31 15:41:27 · update #1
That was histerical! Did you hear this one:
Why did the blonde put dirt in her shoes?
Because she want to see her corns grow.
2007-01-31 16:05:48 · answer #1 · answered by just ask me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that made me laugh even though I dont get it!!!
Still very funny
Does the blonde think that the redhead is going to hold the flowers while shes getting humped? I dont get it.... It sounds fun tho!!
2007-01-31 15:41:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I sure hope they trim the thorns off those roses.
2007-01-31 15:35:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
But you are blonde,, is she your friend?
2007-01-31 15:38:32 · answer #4 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch
2007-01-31 16:04:32 · answer #5 · answered by dre777 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..........................bloop.............................
2007-01-31 15:34:11 · answer #6 · answered by Cindy F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋