Jokes & Riddles - January 2007

my teacher asked this whats the right answer.. ?

2007-01-05 16:19:38 · 36 answers · asked by andrew s 2

You're driving a bus that travels from one town to another. At the first stop you have 15 passengers on your bus with an additional 2. At the next stop 4 people got off and 9 got on. At the next stop 8 people got off and no one got on. At the next stop 11 people got on and 10 people got off. Now, what are the color of the bus driver's eyes?

2007-01-05 16:15:20 · 13 answers · asked by WainWain 2

At night they come without being fetched, And by day they are lost without being stolen.

2007-01-05 16:14:08 · 10 answers · asked by wa_tailback2 2

Come on make a joke up or tell me a joke.

2007-01-05 16:13:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-05 16:05:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

The word 'FACETIOUSLY' contains the six vowels, A-E-I-O-U and Y, in their alphabetical order. Can you find another English word that does the same?

2007-01-05 16:00:23 · 8 answers · asked by Mr T 4

Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.

"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

2007-01-05 15:59:59 · 19 answers · asked by Nocturnal Supremacy 3

3 TINKERS AND COUNTING !

2007-01-05 15:59:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

I travel all over the world, but always stay in the corner. What am I?

2007-01-05 15:59:17 · 20 answers · asked by Mr T 4

Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it.

2007-01-05 15:58:37 · 19 answers · asked by Mr T 4

now just stop and think on this one...

What can you put in a glass but never take out?

2007-01-05 15:57:05 · 17 answers · asked by Mr T 4

If you pass somebody in second place, what place are you in?

2007-01-05 15:55:36 · 17 answers · asked by Mr T 4

Where would you have been if I hadn't called you in here?

2007-01-05 15:51:00 · 5 answers · asked by ? 6

a man must travel into a deap scarry woods
the total distance is 100 yards.?
he goes half way gets scared turns and runs back
did he go the whole distance of the woods?

2007-01-05 15:44:22 · 7 answers · asked by hackstudio 4

Charles Lindbergh's dramatic solo flight from New York to Paris in May 1927 has become part of aviation history. The Spirit of St. Louis was a single-engine plane. The flight took 33 hours and the engine performed perfectly although it had not been tested nonstop for such a period of time. There was the risk of engine failure and the question you are asked to consider is this:
If the plane had been powered by two identical engines made by the same manufacturer and assuming that engineering technology was not sufficiently advanced to enable the plane to maintain flight on a single engine if one had failed, would Lindbergh have been safer or less safe with a twin engine plane, or would it have made no difference?

2007-01-05 15:30:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-05 15:19:59 · 34 answers · asked by kreolelady72 1

i want to pet my monkey now.

2007-01-05 15:19:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

When I asked if anyone had a good joke my quistion got deleted? I mean whats wrong with wanting to laugh at a few jokes?

2007-01-05 15:10:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

i am in a class of all male and myself being the only female and have been for the last two years. i have heard jokes about females and admit that i found some of them funny and the ones i didnt care for i brushed aside. however today was different. today one of the students asked what a shrub was and the teacher told him it was a little bush and we all had a little laugh. later in the day the teacher told him that his assignment was to draw a picture of a shrub on the board during lunch. so he did first he drew a shrub and everyone thought it was pretty funny, then he started fixing it so it would look better, while he was doin this one of the other guys say something about make it a female. so he proceeded to draw legs and breast to go to along with the shrub, then the comments started about she needs to shave and she must be eve and so on and so, i got to the point that i couldnt take it any more and i walked out of the room, so the question i ask is was it sexual harrassmen?

2007-01-05 15:07:35 · 12 answers · asked by questionsrme 1

A blonde female was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad
hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to
the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to
have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe
really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started
blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little
harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"

The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into
the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her roommate rolled
her eyes and said... "HELLLLOWW ... You gotta roll up the windowwwws..."

enjoy the weekend ^_^

2007-01-05 14:57:28 · 14 answers · asked by ettezzil 5

Looking for some funny and insulting comebacks, any suggestions?
Thank you

2007-01-05 14:56:39 · 3 answers · asked by spoiltrini 4

Riddle!!!

Can you solve it


What has 4 legs, 2legs, then 3 legs

Another

What has a face but no head



































Ansews

riddle 1 ansew-a baby then a man then a old man with a cane
riddle 2- a mask

2007-01-05 14:41:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Im about to get wasted w some Mexican friends (Im Mexican too)
and since tequila is just for dumb Americans we are going to drink buchanan´s and absolut ruby red (left overs from new year).
What do you think its going to happen in 3 hours? Jail, puke, locked out my car ?

2007-01-05 14:29:56 · 13 answers · asked by cherry 3

Patient: please help my sister..because she thinks his a dog!!!

Psychiatrist: what day she started think of that???

Patient: the day she was a puppy!!!!

2007-01-05 14:27:05 · 20 answers · asked by ♪♫♪Music Lover♪♫♪ 3

Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a killer Rottweiler. The dog had already locked his jaws on the boy’s legs.
Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck. A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline, 'Brave Boston Red Sox Fan Saves Friend from Jaws of Vicious Animal.' "But I'm not a Boston Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected. "Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, I just assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again, "John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack""But I'm not a John Kerry fan either," the boy responds. The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox, John Kerry, or Ted Kennedy.

2007-01-05 14:01:05 · 12 answers · asked by netnazivictim 5

mouse to mouse resuscitation

2007-01-05 13:56:55 · 10 answers · asked by JACK 2

i will give the winer a 5 star compliment but im grading on how funny, old, and how much i like .
try to keep it clean.

2007-01-05 13:54:05 · 18 answers · asked by manni 1

A man and his wife in court were getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up an said: "Your Honor! I brought the child into the world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody."

The Judge turns to the husband and says "What do you have to say in your defense?" The man sat for while contemplating, then slowly rose. "Your Honor! If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out... whose Pepsi is it. the machine's or mine?"

2007-01-05 13:48:17 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

I Have the crush calculator now everyone knows about that. I used to have the magic ball where your friend asks a question and you answer it without them knowing its you. Many ppl fell for it. its awesome.

Any good online pranks like that? I'm still on the search for the magic ball......

2007-01-05 13:43:03 · 3 answers · asked by Jen 2

Heres a question?
if u have 20 cookies....and they are in perfect order for everyone to see.... and u take away 1 cookie....so the display isnt right.... and now u have 19 cookies.... do u take one more so no one knows one was missing in the first piece... or do u leave it alone and let it be 'uneven'???

2007-01-05 13:40:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous