A man and his wife in court were getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up an said: "Your Honor! I brought the child into the world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody."
The Judge turns to the husband and says "What do you have to say in your defense?" The man sat for while contemplating, then slowly rose. "Your Honor! If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out... whose Pepsi is it. the machine's or mine?"
2007-01-05 13:48:17 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A bit rude tho SORRY
2007-01-05 13:50:11 · update #1
Glad am making everyone laugh thats cool but am loosing so many points on this.LOL
2007-01-05 15:43:02 · update #2
ok maybe this is not rude but just thought some people may think that glad i'm wrong. Good laughs everyone!
2007-01-05 22:53:31 · update #3
well done brown eyes another good one 10/10
2007-01-05 22:56:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Quite funny lol
2007-01-06 06:20:31 · answer #2 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can you compare a Coke with a poke ? haha
2007-01-06 00:55:11 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nop it's not rude because u make everybody laugh love it!!!!
2007-01-05 23:25:02 · answer #4 · answered by ♪♫♪Music Lover♪♫♪ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaaaa that makes sense kinda
2007-01-05 21:52:57 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Angel♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. Don't like that one!
2007-01-05 21:58:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
priceless me like fo long time
2007-01-05 21:55:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha. I love that kid's dad!
2007-01-05 22:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by emzy_emz8 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that's hilarious!
matto x
2007-01-07 06:06:23 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funniest one i've seen today. well done
2007-01-06 13:52:04 · answer #10 · answered by dodgygeezer66 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋