do you know any good "yo mama" , blond jokes or any joke that you think its great?

Question

i will give the winer a 5 star compliment but im grading on how funny, old, and how much i like .
try to keep it clean.

Answer 1

A blonde walks into a barbor shop with headphones on.
he sits down to get a hair cut and the

barbour says take off your headphones unless you dont plan getting your hair cut!
and the blonde says no I have to keep these on!

this went back and fourth for so lon and the barbour got so frustrated he just pulled the earphones right off

the blonde then drops dead and in shock the barbour picks up the headphones and listens to the head phones!

he hears

breathe in breathe out!!! LOL

Answer 2

Yo momma so fat, on her wedding day the groom thought a fog was rolling in

and heres my favorite blonde joke

a blonde walks into a bank and goes to the loan desk. She tells the banker "I am leaving on a business trip to Europe for 2 weeks and I need a loan for $5000." The banker tells her he needs some collateral "Oh, of course," she says, and hands over the keys to her Rolls Royce. Laughing under his breath, he says "are you sure this is the collateral you want to provide for this loan?" and she says "Yes, please park in in your storage."
She leaves and the banker and his boss are dumbfounded. Why would anyone put a Rolls Royce as collatoral on only 5000$? But they park it anyway and wait for her to come back from her trip.
As promised, she returns in 2 weeks to pay the 5000, plus interest, which happens to be $5.72.
The banker sends a teller to bring out her car, and shakes the woman's hand, saying, "I am pleased with how this transaction went and would be honored to do business with you again. But, we are all puzzled as to why you would put as collatoral your Rolls Royce, which is worth far more than the loan we gave you."
So she says "Where else in the city can I park my car for 6 dollars, come back in 2 weeks and have it still be there?"

Answer 3

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse''s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse''s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse''s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

Answer 4

yo mama so fat her pictures are heavy

There is a mirror that if you tell it a lie you are sucked into the mirror but if you tell the truth you are given money. A brunette walks up to the mirror and says, "I think I am the tallest person in the world," and shazam she is sucked into the mirror. A few minutes later a ginger haired person walks up to the mirror and says, "I think I am the fattest person in the world," and shazam she is sucked into the mirror. The next day a blonde walks up to the mirror. She stares deep into it and says, "I think," and shazam...

hehe hopefully u like it

Answer 5

Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman.

Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing.

Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, "Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!"

"Dear God! Did you try to stop him?"

"No," she said, "I did better than that! I got the license plate number!"

Answer 6

A married couple is lying in bed one night.

The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.

As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits.

He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.

The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes?

His wife replies, You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.

The husband says, No, not at all.

His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then?

I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.

Answer 7

Sorry guys for the simpleness of this one. But I asked my two young boys what a good joke would be. The eldest says, "Yo mamma so stupid she sat on the tv to watch the couch" Sorry...but I guess it's original.

Answer 8

The next time some one tells you a yo momma joke tell them " atleast I got a momma and not 2 papas!" It's the ultimate dis

Answer 9

One day this Blondy calls her boyfriend and says i got a killer puzzle and i need some help.He ask her what the picture is of and she says a tiger. So he comes over. When he gets there she is sitting in the living room. He says to her 1st thing lets go get some tea and talk about this. And after that we can put ll the FROSTED FLAKES back in the box.
(the girl thought the frosted flakes were a puzzle)

Answer 10

yo mama is so fat every time someone say "kool aid" she bust thru the wall. yo mama so ugly when she walk down the street in september people say"Dman, is it halloween already?" yo mama is so big when people want to watch home movies they ask her to wear white. yo mama so fat when she wore an X jacket a helicopter tried to land on her. you know you're trailer trash when: your twelve year old daughter smokes in front of her kids. someone in your family has died after saying"hey y'all watch this!" you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.