Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
2007-01-05 15:59:59 · 19 answers · asked by Nocturnal Supremacy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty funny:)
2007-01-05 16:01:39 · answer #1 · answered by cmsmith114 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry kiddo, that was funny when Moms Mabley told it back in the 50's.
2007-01-06 00:05:33 · answer #2 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-06 00:18:11 · answer #3 · answered by Yankees Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but never get tired of hearing it keep up the good work
God Bless You
2007-01-06 00:11:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny
2007-01-06 01:14:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't get it at first. BUT NOW... BAM I'M ROLLING ON THE FLOOR. hahahahahha good one
2007-01-06 00:33:21 · answer #6 · answered by *Heart~broken* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA 2 POINTS
2007-01-06 00:01:44 · answer #7 · answered by MR.B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA
That was a pretty good joke =)
2007-01-06 00:02:48 · answer #8 · answered by Tiacola Version 9.0 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that is pretty darn clever
2007-01-06 00:27:10 · answer #9 · answered by priscilla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. awesome joke.
2007-01-06 00:04:10 · answer #10 · answered by Jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋