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Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a killer Rottweiler. The dog had already locked his jaws on the boy’s legs.
Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck. A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline, 'Brave Boston Red Sox Fan Saves Friend from Jaws of Vicious Animal.' "But I'm not a Boston Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected. "Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, I just assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again, "John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack""But I'm not a John Kerry fan either," the boy responds. The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox, John Kerry, or Ted Kennedy.

2007-01-05 14:01:05 · 12 answers · asked by netnazivictim 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

What team or person do you like?''.

"I'm a New York Yankee fan, and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says.


Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again: "Arrogant Little Republican Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet.

2007-01-05 14:01:33 · update #1

12 answers

Loved it the first time I saw it and it had John Kennedy instead of John Kerry.

Still love it.

2007-01-05 14:05:06 · answer #1 · answered by istitch2 6 · 0 0

that is just one repeted joke with the characters changed, perhaps you could have used texas instead and dallas cowboys as the team and G W Bush and David Coresh as the Vicious animal

2007-01-05 22:18:34 · answer #2 · answered by cherry 3 · 0 1

Ha. I'm a Bostener. I would have written that too. I hate people that I've here that aren't patriotic to thier state.

2007-01-05 22:09:29 · answer #3 · answered by emzy_emz8 2 · 0 0

if i was that reporter i would have put that headline too


lol

cool joke

2007-01-05 22:10:49 · answer #4 · answered by ♥(~~**~~)♥ 2 · 0 0

Love it.

2007-01-05 22:07:11 · answer #5 · answered by ra63 6 · 0 0

I love that joke but I hadnt heard it with a political twist before thanks!

2007-01-05 22:14:02 · answer #6 · answered by Michele 2 · 0 0

lmao that actually made me laugh

2007-01-05 22:08:01 · answer #7 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0 0

Now THAT was good!lol.

2007-01-05 22:12:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

very funny ^_^

is that what BIAS is? lol hehehe

2007-01-05 23:13:19 · answer #9 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0 0

excellent!

2007-01-05 22:08:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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