Jokes & Riddles - January 2007

There is a huge cornfield. In the center of the cornfield, there is a naked man lying dead on the ground. There are no footsteps or tracks of any kind leading up to or away from where he is. How did he get there and why is he nude? Y or N questions only! =) Ten points to the one who gets it first! (Be imaginative....the answer is easy for those with a creative imagination!)

2007-01-06 15:29:36 · 15 answers · asked by All!c@ 3

It does not matter what sport it is actually.

2007-01-06 15:24:02 · 3 answers · asked by Pika obbsessed.... 2

...but has no value in and of itself, but is very

important for the survival of most people?

2007-01-06 15:18:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

I think the chicken...

to lay the egg!

2007-01-06 14:53:29 · 20 answers · asked by eddiecox3@sbcglobal.net 1

1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ..

A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ..

A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....

Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?

Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....

Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....

A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...

Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...

She was found face down in Ri cki Lake.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....

Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins? ..

Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion? ...

Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker





13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?

100 people that don't do ****.

2007-01-06 14:41:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-06 14:32:14 · 7 answers · asked by curious George 3

2007-01-06 14:26:58 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

some months have 31 some have 30 how many have 28

2007-01-06 14:21:15 · 25 answers · asked by Mark 2

2007-01-06 13:56:36 · 16 answers · asked by 53283663 3

2007-01-06 13:55:43 · 11 answers · asked by Tyrone 2

2007-01-06 13:31:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

I need to know the details! Where will the child live? Is it a spongebob or half-sponge-half something?

2007-01-06 13:21:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

You don't know? You wanna go to lunch?

2007-01-06 13:19:56 · 7 answers · asked by Commander 3

2007-01-06 13:18:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

You dont know?
glad your not a postman!!!!!!!

2007-01-06 13:11:55 · 21 answers · asked by qwerty 3

clue one of the movie starring by pierce brosnan

2007-01-06 13:11:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-06 13:09:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-06 13:07:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

and what does a dog do on three legs.?

2007-01-06 13:00:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-06 12:52:13 · 5 answers · asked by boinga28 2

so she asked her boyfriend if he would give blood for her to stay alive so he decide that he would do it for his girlfriend so everything turn out find 7 months pass by and he caught his girlfriend cheating on him so he decided that he would leave her and he also wanted his blood back so he let her know about it so she said you really want your blood back he said yes she said ok and she through a bloody tampon at him and said her you go i will pay you back in monthly installments!

2007-01-06 12:51:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-06 12:45:35 · 31 answers · asked by durkseekstheworld 1

If someone did something to you will it happen to them?

2007-01-06 12:32:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-06 12:30:55 · 22 answers · asked by pintofbitterta 1

When I was a kid, I overheard my dad telling this joke but he did not want me to hear it. I heard only part and now I wonder what the punch line can possibly be. Here is the said joke:
Why did the 10 year old cow have a long face?
My dad died many years ago, so if you know I would love to hear it.

2007-01-06 12:23:38 · 5 answers · asked by mr.answerman 6

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mailbox and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL

2007-01-06 12:03:30 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

went out for a curry the other night . Had the starters , Waiter says what would you like for your main meal sir? I think I'll have a chicken Tarka please. Whats that says the waiter?Oh I says ,its just like a chicken tikka but a little otter

2007-01-06 11:56:00 · 13 answers · asked by peter d 2

2007-01-06 11:54:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

My fav - You're not gonna look in the trunk, are you?

2007-01-06 11:47:55 · 22 answers · asked by spongebobri 4

why is a man like a carpet

2007-01-06 11:46:49 · 19 answers · asked by 99tzm 3