1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ..
A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ..
A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....
Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....
Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....
A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...
Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...
She was found face down in Ri cki Lake.
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins? ..
Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of confusion? ...
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker
13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
100 people that don't do ****.
2007-01-06 14:41:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what do you call a lesbian driving a panel van filled with dil.dos?
a **** van dyke
2007-01-06 14:51:39 · answer #1 · answered by homo.jesus 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol but ur kindda being racist 2 lesbos but anyways funny
2007-01-06 23:15:36 · answer #2 · answered by 2hot4u 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I â¥â¥love itâ¥â¥,
very funny
2007-01-06 22:54:33 · answer #3 · answered by ♥BlackBarbie™♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey - either you found that hilarious or you must be a lesbian yourself! ( no offense)
2007-01-06 23:30:46 · answer #4 · answered by dvsknd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny haha
2007-01-06 22:43:33 · answer #5 · answered by tony c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny!
2007-01-06 22:44:32 · answer #6 · answered by sarabmw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny, my husband said it was really funny
2007-01-06 22:49:09 · answer #7 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor lesbians... they're so deprived
2007-01-06 22:48:51 · answer #8 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of those were pretty darn clever!
2007-01-06 22:46:04 · answer #9 · answered by niwriffej 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE!! my bf loved em!
2007-01-06 22:52:07 · answer #10 · answered by Toto! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋