My fav - You're not gonna look in the trunk, are you?
2007-01-06 11:47:55 · 22 answers · asked by spongebobri 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Offers of oral to get out of the ticket
2007-01-06 11:53:08 · answer #1 · answered by Michelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
2. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
3. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
4. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
2007-01-06 13:01:57 · answer #2 · answered by briggs2098@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
2.Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
3. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
2007-01-06 13:35:20 · answer #3 · answered by hcarter_12 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whats the matter, are all the donuts shops close, what did the 7-11's finely lock there doors.
2007-01-06 12:08:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why do cops uniforms always smell so bad?
or if you are a guy pulled over by a busty cop..
mmm nice jugs are you married?
2007-01-06 13:14:15 · answer #5 · answered by kicking_back 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here ofpis fer have a Bud while i biss. Make yu self at-home. Well did he look---- in the drunk? Lots of fun with this one!
2007-01-06 12:30:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a tax payer, you're a public servant. Go get me a glass of water!
-George Carlin
2007-01-06 13:09:21 · answer #7 · answered by cerah_micah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Officer I killed a Celebrity and speed are you going tho arrest me sweet Thing.Oh have you been working out
2007-01-06 12:21:55 · answer #8 · answered by d122296 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I Wanna Go Potty!!
2007-01-06 12:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by DaRin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What seems to be the officer problem???
haha south park.
2007-01-06 12:02:37 · answer #10 · answered by Angeleyes171 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋