Best Blond Joke of the year so far??

Question

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mailbox and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL

Blond jokes really crack me up, because I am a natural blond and nothing like the jokes say.......That's why they make me laugh.

A friend e-mailed this to me by the way and the title of the e-mail was _the best blonde joke so far this year...Its not my personal opinion that it is or anything.....gee's people need to quit being so nit-picky and lighten up a bit and smile :O)

Answer 1

It's like Dolly Parton once said of blonde jokes.

They didn't offend her for two reasons.

1. She knows she ain't dumb.
2. She knows she ain't blonde. . .

Answer 2

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
or
A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard,
and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe.Nothing happened.
She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said,
..."HELLLLOOOO!!!You need to roll up the windows."

Answer 3

LAUGH OUT LOUD

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST ( sorry >>>blonde ) JOKE I HAVE HEARD.
I am a natural brunette.

I know not all blondes are the way ( some B*L*O*N*D*E*S portray themsleves. i.e. Suzanne Sommers as Chrissy Snow on Three's Company or
Loni Anderson on WKRP in Cincinnati. Farrah Fawcett on Charlie's Angels) ( I have often wondered why they want to be portrayed as dumb ditzy women...all of them are that way ...why!!!!???)

Oh well that was funny.

lol again.

thanks.
I just checked and I was the only one to give you a thumbs up so far!
I can not believe that. COME ON ALREADY!
This is a FUNNY joke!

Answer 4

There was a blackout at the mall yesterday and a blond was stuck on the escalator for 3 hours!

A blond went into a department store and told the clerk she wanted to buy a certain TV. The clerk replied "We don't serve blonds here," and sent here on her way.
The next day she comes back with her hair dyed red and inquires about the same TV. The clerk again tells her "I'm sorry but I told you yesterday we don't serve blonds here," and she leaves.
The next day she tries one more time this dying her hair brown. The man replies "I already told you we don't serve blonds here!"
She decides it is time to give up but first asks, "How did you know I was a blond the last two times I came in?"
"That's not a TV, that's a microwave."

Answer 5

cute
please read mine's too


A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.


The flight attendant observes this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for the Economy section and that she will have to go and sit in the back. The blonde replies, “I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne, and I'm staying right here!”


The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy Class she is only entitled to an Economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original seat.



The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne, and I'm staying right here!'



Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.



The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!"



He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh I'm sorry I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.



The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.



The pilot replied, "I told her that First Class isn't going to Melbourne.”

Answer 6

Car accident
this is my favourite

a blonde was driving one day and crashed into a car the driver was a real tough and angry guy. he took some chalk drew a circle and told her to stand in it and not to move.
he broke all the windows,she started laughing
he slashed the wheels, she started laughing
then he takes out a hammer and starts putting dents in her car by this time she laughing so hard.
he then asks her whats so funny and the blonde replies when you werent looking i stepped out of the circle three times

Answer 7

Wow! I heard that one before. I bet someone in your family died right after saying,"Hey guys,watch This." And you think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. And your Junior prom probably offered day care services. LoL!

Answer 8

Why was the blond fired from the M&M factory? She was throwing out all of the W's.

Answer 9

Ha Ha Ha! That's funny! 10/10! It's funny and it's only a joke!

Answer 10

Oh I am blonde, but I am not offended. Some blondes are dumb, but not me. Nice joke!