Jokes & Riddles - January 2007

wot do these refer to-

1.AIDS and Malaria, rabies and typhus- eureka!! We identified the culprits!!

2.Cars whiz past the twisted lanes of the city at 190 mph.

Overtake from the left or the right… but only at the hairpin!!

Catch the action while partying on a boat nearby...

2007-01-12 04:01:24 · 12 answers · asked by ankit g 1

2007-01-12 04:01:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely
Caucasian, white baby boy.

"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents.

"Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?" The
puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "Well, two Wong's
don't make a white, so I think we will name him...


are you ready for this???


are you sure you are ready??


Well....here it comes...









>> Sum Ting Wong

2007-01-12 03:57:53 · 25 answers · asked by fivelighters 4

she kicks open the car door.

2007-01-12 03:56:29 · 11 answers · asked by ... 3

2007-01-12 03:52:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

-A blonde and a brunette are in a bar watching the 11 o'clock news and the top story is a man about to jump off a bridge--
-The brunette says, "I bet you five dollars he doesn't jump"...the blonde says "your on!"
-a few tense moments go by, and the man jumps, the brunette, although a lil horrified, smiles at the blonde and asks her to pay up
--the blonde has a bewildered look on her face and replies, "wow, i watched this same story on the 6 o'clock news, but i didn't think he would jump again!"

2007-01-12 03:49:41 · 11 answers · asked by tmapes 3

1 joke should not extend more than 6 lines. the shortest and superhit joke will get maximum credit.

2007-01-12 03:47:27 · 14 answers · asked by pithu is cool 1

2007-01-12 03:45:52 · 5 answers · asked by woof 2

2007-01-12 03:29:50 · 5 answers · asked by yugiohdueler2win 1

that are preferably dirty.

2007-01-12 03:28:58 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

Pope was running late to his reception to Sacramento ... his driver said he already had 3 speeding tickets ... Pope switched seats with driver ... blue lights ... CHP cop looked at driver and passenger in the back seat and apologized ... Pope drove off ...

Cop told his wife that he let a speeder running 80mph in a 45mph zone ... wife asked if the man was VIP ... Cop said yes ... wife asked was it Nancy/Hilary/Arnold ... no/no/no/no but some one more important.

Wife said who can be more important than Geroge W Bush?

Cop said: I don't know but whoever he was, "PUNCH LINE."

2007-01-12 03:24:19 · 11 answers · asked by sprinting_turtle 5

i-lean

2007-01-12 03:22:02 · 6 answers · asked by mud 1

I-HOP

2007-01-12 03:20:27 · 4 answers · asked by mud 1

A traveler comes to a fork in the road and does not know which path to take to reach his destination. There are two men at the fork, one of whom always lies while the other always tells the truth. He doesn’t know which is which. He may ask one of the men only one question to find his way. What is his question and which man does he ask?

2007-01-12 03:16:03 · 4 answers · asked by netohugecox 1

2007-01-12 03:13:26 · 6 answers · asked by Angel R 1

A rooster lays an egg on top of a roof which slants east and west. If a moderate wind is blowing north, which direction will the egg roll?

2007-01-12 03:12:07 · 12 answers · asked by netohugecox 1

For all you Jerseyans..or is it Jerseyites?..anyway, jersey, not just the home of Bruce and Bon Jovi any longer!!!

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots
the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses
are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same
glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.

The Jersey Girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her
beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air,
pulls out her 9-M, shoots the Mexican and the
Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In New
Jersey we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs
that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.

2007-01-12 02:46:18 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

Explain in detail.

2007-01-12 02:42:39 · 8 answers · asked by netohugecox 1

2007-01-12 02:40:55 · 3 answers · asked by Cody M 1

today my exam was so poor ?
so i m upset ,any body have some jokes that make me laugh

2007-01-12 02:36:12 · 12 answers · asked by Rajesh M 2

2007-01-12 02:32:00 · 11 answers · asked by fightng4myrights@verizon.net 1

2007-01-12 02:25:29 · 3 answers · asked by Praveena 2

2007-01-12 02:10:46 · 15 answers · asked by Wood Smoke ~ Free2Bme! 6

asked Adam, God explained.and said; "Once you have gone over the mountain I want you to follow the valley on the other side"
"What's a valley Lord?" asked Adam and God explained and said;
"At the end of the valley I want you to cross the river"
"What's a river Lord? asked Adam and God explained and said;
"On the other side of the river is a cave I want you to go into it"
What's a cave Lord?" asked Adam and God explained and said;
"In the cave you will find a woman"
"What's a woman Lord?" and God explained and said;
"Adam I want you to reproduce and people the Earth"
"What is reproduction Lord?" and God explained.
Adam went over the mountain, followed the valley, crossed the river, went into the cave and found the woman.
A day later he was back before God who was a little surprised to see him back so soon.
"Adam why are you back here so soon?
"Lord I have a question" said Adam
"Alright Adam but it is the last" said God












"Lord what's a migraine?"

2007-01-12 02:09:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-12 02:09:42 · 16 answers · asked by vatbarks 2

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks
on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name
is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker
ignores her and proceeds down the street.



When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and
knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde
says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are
losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs
up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the
window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather,

and you are losing some of your load!"


When the light turns green the trucker revs
up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly
gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window,
and after she lowers it,
he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in PENNSYLVANIA and I'm
driving the SALT TRUCK!"

2007-01-12 02:05:35 · 53 answers · asked by mmh 4

let me know why i have upset you and my jokes are annoying you that you get them removed ?????t

2007-01-12 02:02:13 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall.
What does he weigh?

2007-01-12 01:58:54 · 13 answers · asked by math 3

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed
quietly, made my lunch, grabbed
the dog, and slipped quietly into the
garage to hook up the boat for the
fishing, and proceeded to back out into
a torrential downpour.

The rain was coming down sideways and
the wind was blowing 80 kph. I
pulled back into the garage, turned on
the radio and discovered that the
weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly
undressed, and slipped back into
bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's
back, now with a different
anticipation and whispered, "the weather
out there is terrible!"

Sleepily she replied "can you believe my
stupid husband is out there fishing."

2007-01-12 01:58:18 · 8 answers · asked by pooh bear 1

A priest was driving around 1h00 a.m alone in his car and got to a
checkpoint.

The police man stopped him and asked for everything, from his

drivers license to his car license, which He gave out.

So the policeman had nothing more to ask again, in order to charge

him...

So he said : "I charge you for driving alone at this time of the night...

If you happen to get into an accident now, who is going to tell your

people"???



To which the priest replied : "I'm not alone, God & Jesus Christ

are with me here... Angel Gabriel, Angel Raphael & Angel Michael

are also with me... so five angels are with me here"...

The police man said: "All these people inside this small car of

yours??? I'm gonna charge you for overloading"...

2007-01-12 01:49:24 · 10 answers · asked by pooh bear 1