-A blonde and a brunette are in a bar watching the 11 o'clock news and the top story is a man about to jump off a bridge--
-The brunette says, "I bet you five dollars he doesn't jump"...the blonde says "your on!"
-a few tense moments go by, and the man jumps, the brunette, although a lil horrified, smiles at the blonde and asks her to pay up
--the blonde has a bewildered look on her face and replies, "wow, i watched this same story on the 6 o'clock news, but i didn't think he would jump again!"
2007-01-12 03:49:41 · 11 answers · asked by tmapes 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry everyone, rushed a lil on this one, the brunette bets he WILL jump...sorry if that ruined it for anyone
2007-01-12 04:08:03 · update #1
Hmm....You sure you copied this joke right?
If the BRUNETTE says "I bet you five dollars he doesn't jump"...then why does the BLONDE have to pay up after the man jumps?
2007-01-12 03:53:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not only do blondes have more fun...they have more STD's as well!!
I agree with DavidG32! U might wanna fix that...i kept re-reading that part before i went to the punchline cuz i thought i missed something...If the brunnette bets he wont jump , but he does, why does the blonde have to pay?
2007-01-12 04:03:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Us blondes are quite humorous aren't we. Atleast we have more fun.♥
2007-01-12 03:54:24 · answer #3 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it about 17 times, but it is still funny
2007-01-15 23:30:30 · answer #4 · answered by Joka B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't help smiling, but I hate stereotypes!!! This is blondist!
(I am a redhead)
2007-01-12 03:53:37 · answer #5 · answered by Suzita 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh it took me a while to get it but its a little funny
2007-01-12 03:52:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude that was hilarious omg very funny "two thumbs up"
2007-01-12 03:53:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
rofl ... good one dude
2007-01-12 03:53:35 · answer #8 · answered by happy go lucky gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boring
2007-01-12 03:52:35 · answer #9 · answered by david b 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sweet, LOL....
2007-01-12 03:52:38 · answer #10 · answered by davelibby321 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋