Pope was running late to his reception to Sacramento ... his driver said he already had 3 speeding tickets ... Pope switched seats with driver ... blue lights ... CHP cop looked at driver and passenger in the back seat and apologized ... Pope drove off ...
Cop told his wife that he let a speeder running 80mph in a 45mph zone ... wife asked if the man was VIP ... Cop said yes ... wife asked was it Nancy/Hilary/Arnold ... no/no/no/no but some one more important.
Wife said who can be more important than Geroge W Bush?
Cop said: I don't know but whoever he was, "PUNCH LINE."
2007-01-12 03:24:19 · 11 answers · asked by sprinting_turtle 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the Pope was driving him around
2007-01-12 03:27:17 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but the pope was driving
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The pope went on a visit to Ireland one day and he was picked up at the airport by a strech limo. After a short while he asked the driver if he could have a drive of this limo.
The driver being catholic and not wanting to anger the pope agreed and pulled over and swapped places. The pope sped off and was going miles too fast. The local copper pulled the limo over and came up to the driver's window to see the pope sat at the wheel.
Immediately he radio'd his base and said "sir we have a problem we have caught someone important speeding"
base "Who the presedent"
cop "no bigger than the president"
base "who then?"
cop "well I'm not exactly sure who it is sir but the pope is driving him"
2007-01-12 11:26:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was so great a man that he had The Pope himself drive for him
2007-01-12 11:30:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
His driver was the Pope.
2007-01-12 19:44:22 · answer #4 · answered by foxieroxie1969 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He had the Pope for a chauffer.
2007-01-12 11:29:56 · answer #5 · answered by namsaev 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
. I don't know, but it could have been The Lord, because the Pope was his chauffeur.
2007-01-12 11:38:08 · answer #6 · answered by Vizzini 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
But who ever he was he defiently wasn't driving drunk.
2007-01-12 14:54:24 · answer #7 · answered by tysexy25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.......he was so important he had the Pope as his chauffeur!
2007-01-12 11:31:10 · answer #8 · answered by Jimmytheblade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...he actually had half a brain and doesn't send thousands of young Americans to a foreign land to fight an unwinnable war that is based on a pack of lies.
2007-01-12 11:28:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
He sure had a bitchin' hat on.
2007-01-12 11:27:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋