today my exam was so poor ?
so i m upset ,any body have some jokes that make me laugh
2007-01-12 02:36:12 · 12 answers · asked by Rajesh M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
c your face in the mirror
2007-01-12 02:50:52 · answer #1 · answered by disgustingmini 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
The father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, cause I still have mine."
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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One day a bus load of kids went for a field trip.
One of the kids went into the sherrif's office and saw a picture of a man with a wanted sign under it.
The kid asked the sherrif, "Is that a real picture of the wanted person?"
The sherrif said, "Yes it is."
Then the kid asked, "Well, why didn't you put him in jail when you took his picture?"
Hope these make you laugh :)
2007-01-12 17:50:30 · answer #2 · answered by тн¡иК™ツ- proud ¡иd¡αи 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
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Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other
so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather
forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other
hand it would be hot.
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Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from
Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached
there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to
return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he
didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally
reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him "
Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and
said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear
banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"
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Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!
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Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a
conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.
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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a
Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies
Yaar...!!!
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What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.
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Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey
Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!!
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Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab .
Sardar: Why are you praying for that?
Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam.
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1 - Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
2 - Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Sheddy
3 - Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
4 - After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
5 - One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
6 - Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is jayanthi.
7 - Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told
WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walked. Suddenly sardar said loudly, " I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
8- Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"
9 - Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar : its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!
Boss to assisstent: Keep that sardar busy for a while when I'm attending my conference!
assisstent: Your Majesty! sir!
Assisstent had gained victory over it! (keeping the sardar busy)
can you believe what he did?
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He put the sardar in a circular roo and told him to find the corner!
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You had to laugh right now!!
Laugh now he he he he he he he !!!!
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Child : (returning from his cricket match in his compound) "Mom mom ", can I have an apple?
Mom: But you just ate one.
Child : An apple a day keeps the doctor away and I just broke his window.
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Child : (returns home after getting her report card)
Mother:whats your final grade?
Child : Underwater
Mother : what does that mean?
Child: Below C LEVEL
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(Bollywood joke)
Jo and SO went to a forest for a trip. They saw a lion. Why did JO get scared and SO die?
Ans:- JO dar gaya SO mar gaya.
PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE RATE IT
Work harder!!!!!!!!
2007-01-13 00:55:46 · answer #3 · answered by Raven 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
any b o d y great every b o d y great see your b o d y also great urmilas b o d y is also great sardarjee b o d y is great /see lough is near u every where in your question in my answer just see and be happy
2007-01-13 04:12:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out my Yahoo 360 Page, I have posted lots of jokes for all of you to enjoy:
http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-T..eqM4hc6n.vGH4HOx_8xHcFJw-;_ylt=Ahat3GeuW0RkiKhiIh7GdQaqAOJ3?cq=1
2007-01-12 03:06:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there were three friends talking
RAM:my father has fallen from 2storey building his hands are broken now he has replaced his hands by sachin's so he play cricket very well.
SHYAM:my father has fallen from 4storey building his legs are broken now he has replaced his legs by Ronald's so he play football very well.
sundar felt very irritating
SUNDAR:my father has fallen from 12storey building his stomach is smashed now he has replaced his with cow's stomach and gives 10lit milk everyday.
2007-01-12 04:56:48 · answer #6 · answered by ap 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)....Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
: ) Both don't exist.
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Very good!
Intelligent !
ok tommorow we will learn A-B-C-D ...
2007-01-12 08:24:26 · answer #7 · answered by maheshwar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why cant elephants smoke?
Cause they cant put their butts in the ashtray.
If your an american when your standing in the kitchen... What are you if your in the bathroom?
European!
2007-01-12 03:16:18 · answer #8 · answered by Brown Eyed Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a hooker who gives frosty the snowman a blow job?
a snow blower.
2007-01-12 03:00:15 · answer #9 · answered by hackstudio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RAM: PLEASE GOD! FROM TODAY PLEASE MAKE CATS TO GET BORNED IN AN ELEPHANTS WOMB
MOM: WHY SO
RAM: BECAUSE WHEN A QUESTION CAME TO WRITE ABOUT THE YOUNG ONE OF AN ELEPHANT I DESCRIBED EVERYTHING ABOUT A CAT.
2007-01-12 03:59:58 · answer #10 · answered by pithu is cool 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋