Jokes & Riddles - October 2006

Here's the story.

Someone#2 was told that a girl was pregnant a little over 3 months ago. The someone#1 that told the someone#2 and the girl thought she was, but she wasn't. Now, so someone#1 wouldn't be embarrassed and called a liar, the someone#1 didn't tell someone#2 about it, and they let them think it was true.

Now, 3 1/2 months later, Someone#2 keeps asking how the pregnancy was coming along and blah blah blah. Someone#1 and Someone#2 are very close. Someone#1 decided to start making up a miscarry. After a time span of a few weeks, the girl ended up in the hospital. Someone#1 called and told someone#2. Now, someone#2 wants to know what hospital she's at, her room number and the phone number so they can call and talk to her. Someone#1 gave Someone#2 the actual number to the hospital. Now, everyone knows she's not there.

So, what is someone#1 to do or say (without telling the truth) to Someone#2 when they call back and say that the girl wasn't at that hospital?

2006-10-08 14:16:21 · 11 answers · asked by Momma Jette 4

2006-10-08 14:15:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

How do you get their little legs apart?

2006-10-08 14:14:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-08 13:44:34 · 10 answers · asked by kalliearra_grl 1

President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. ****, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

2006-10-08 13:36:48 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

p.s. i am not student or welsh.... just very hungry

2006-10-08 13:29:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Has anyone ever seen one of those signs that say

'You may not violate this area by entering it, those that choose to violate this zone will be immediantly fired upon. Those that survive will be shot again. Any that survive again will be shot repeatedly untill dead.'

I was walking by one and it scared the hell out of me XD

2006-10-08 13:18:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

have you heard any good ones?

and are you a Rascal Flatts fan?
I am.If you make fun of Rascal Flatts, I'll pop a cap in your ***.

2006-10-08 13:10:00 · 10 answers · asked by rsclflat 6

2006-10-08 13:02:06 · 43 answers · asked by senior 1

Lift Your Right Leg Off The Floor And Turn It In Clockwise Circle,

Now Take Your Right Hand And Make Circles In The Air In Counterclockwise Cirlcles.

Which Way Is Your Leg Turning Now? LOL!!!

Bet It Went The Other Way..LMAO!!!

2006-10-08 12:54:55 · 14 answers · asked by XXSEXY66XX 3

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly,but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank...proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

2006-10-08 12:24:47 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4

Before i was wiped out by Yahoo.

One guy told me he had a dog... it was a cross between a Saint Bernard and a Boxer. i am not telling a lie... he said the dog would get drunk and beat him up.

2006-10-08 12:23:50 · 11 answers · asked by How e' ye Horse 2

Guess what number i am thinking of between 1 and 20. If a person has 2 or more guesses, then i will only take their first guess.

2006-10-08 11:47:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Fill in the blank. If a person has 2 or more guesses, then i will only take their first guess.

______ tractor

2006-10-08 11:46:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

sorry, know this is REALLY tasteless but does anyone know any jokes about thalidomide? sure i read a really funny one recently but can't think what it was...

2006-10-08 11:32:03 · 3 answers · asked by hosmer_angel 2

what else can it meen?

2006-10-08 11:28:31 · 15 answers · asked by ... 1

True story I'm told.Bono is at a concert in Glasgow and asks the audience for some quiet.Then slowly claps his hands and says.
Every time I clap my hands a child in Africa dies.
A voice from the back shouts,"Well f**king stop then.

2006-10-08 11:22:35 · 12 answers · asked by coolkidz_03 2

if enjoy doing that and not getting caught u come to the right place.before put the number put *67 (star sixty seven) this makes your number shown as private name private number.BUT STILL there are people that block private name private number! so yeah ..... this can help u save money because people pay to have private name private number.any ways good luck and fun doing this!

2006-10-08 11:15:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-08 11:11:53 · 25 answers · asked by Dave R 1

A father and his son,Jason were in a minor car accident.The father was rushed into one room in the hospitaland the son was rushed into another.A doctor thought Jason might need an ooperation on his broken wrist and rought in a surgeon.The surgeon shouted, "I can't operate on him.He's my son!"How can this be?

2006-10-08 11:07:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ase holes.

Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.

Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A. A red headed bi tch with a yeast infection.

Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pu ssy every Thanksgiving.

Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always.

2006-10-08 10:50:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

No weapons or armor. Just 40 midgets in an arena with a Lion.

2006-10-08 10:47:32 · 9 answers · asked by Homemadevader37 2

1. (black lickerish) this stuff is the worst!

2. (DOTS) eek, it taste like nasty stuff.

3. (those orange, fluffy peanut shaped things) i put one in my mouth and spat in back out.

2006-10-08 10:45:19 · 25 answers · asked by Joe Cooker 3

It's a new way of telling someone to eff off. I like it. It means eff my ****!

2006-10-08 10:26:49 · 13 answers · asked by kate_souter 2

2006-10-08 10:20:57 · 10 answers · asked by STORMY K 3

2006-10-08 10:18:52 · 4 answers · asked by ltzoflv 1

2006-10-08 10:16:23 · 8 answers · asked by STORMY K 3

2006-10-08 10:14:55 · 8 answers · asked by STORMY K 3

2006-10-08 10:12:39 · 7 answers · asked by STORMY K 3

2006-10-08 10:09:34 · 18 answers · asked by STORMY K 3