Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ase holes.
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A. A red headed bi tch with a yeast infection.
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pu ssy every Thanksgiving.
Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always.
2006-10-08 10:50:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. You get the ribbon for Rude, Dude! LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-10-10 09:34:13 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked those....thanx 4 tha giggle
2006-10-08 13:20:57 · answer #2 · answered by due 6/30/10 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where did you come up with all thes, pretty good
2006-10-08 11:13:10 · answer #3 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What sexual position produces the ugliest kids?
A. Ask your mother.
I can't think of anything ruder or funnier than your jokes, thanks.
2006-10-08 11:10:42 · answer #4 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
these are pretty rude jokes, but funny.
2006-10-08 10:54:02 · answer #5 · answered by O! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow..
2006-10-08 11:11:15 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most of those were pretty lame my friend
2006-10-08 11:04:12 · answer #7 · answered by Lindsay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋