President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."
Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. ****, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."
2006-10-08 13:36:48 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha excellent!!!!
2006-10-08 13:38:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Prez.Bush, First Lady Clara and Dick Cheney , each feeling he/she is better than the other, were roaming on a street where they saw Painter selling portraits. Bush asked 'how much for Bush photo ? 10$ , how much for Clara's ? asked the first lady.
'8 $. so Dick asked " how much for a Dick ? The painter replied " if you buy Bush & Clara , it will be given free .
2006-10-09 22:30:48 · answer #2 · answered by shribharatpshubh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was an Iraq person. a mexican, and an American wondering through some caves. They spotted a genie lamp and let the genie out. The genie gave them all one wish. The mexican wanted all his people back in Mexico, and have fertil lands. The Iraq person wanted the same thing. So the American is like, I got rid of all the Iraqs and Mexicans in a day. Give me a coke
How do you drown a blond
2006-10-08 14:00:58 · answer #3 · answered by Sexy_Kitten 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cheney walks up to Bush in the White House, and says, "Mr. President, 3 Brazilian people died today." At this, Bush opens his mouth and lowers his head in his hands and starts to cry. "Mr. President, People die every day.. whats wrong with you?" To this Bush says... "Yeah, but .. How many is a Brazilian!?"
Lol.. i liked your joke better though.
2006-10-08 13:43:53 · answer #4 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2006-10-08 13:39:28 · answer #5 · answered by tdredhead01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved the joke! However, I hate when someone tries to one-up you with a two-page cut and paste joke list. It wastes my precious life scrolling.
2006-10-08 14:29:03 · answer #6 · answered by Schmeep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Hella Funny, if only it were true, and i'm sure the # would be more than 56 million
2006-10-08 13:39:36 · answer #7 · answered by Mike Honcho 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-10-08 19:08:07 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-10-08 14:18:25 · answer #9 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too funny, because it's sort of morbid.
ps no partisen polotics involved in my answer.
2006-10-08 15:05:24 · answer #10 · answered by dogpye5 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats flippin hilarious i totally agree with the pilot!!!!!♥
2006-10-08 13:40:24 · answer #11 · answered by gymnastcutii19 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋