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p.s. i am not student or welsh.... just very hungry

2006-10-08 13:29:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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ask your sexy misses to cook you up some,oh then eat it off her body.yummy

2006-10-08 22:27:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Give more detail please.
Which flavour and what length of drill have you.
As you know from the information films on TV the tectonic plates shifted when italy and wales were torn apart so there are likely to be residual deposits of pot noodle under the seabed in the Western Mediteranean and bay of Biscay Ideally a redundant oil rig could allow discovery of these deposits but whether the noodle could be sucked up the resulting hole is a matter which probably has yet to be answered. Again it may be that the wrong flavour may be encountered in which case the hole would need to be capped to prevent ingress of salt water into the noodle bearing strata with a potentially disasterous effect on the economy of South Wales I am clearly even madder than you aren't I , I say again be aware of a potentially disasterous effect on the economy of South Wales

2006-10-08 13:51:46 · answer #2 · answered by "Call me Dave" 5 · 1 0

The best way to locate a rich source of Pot Noodle is to invest in a specially trained Norweigan noodle sniffing stoat. These are specially bred to sniff out the distinctive aroma of the prized convenience food and will alert you to a possible site by raising up on it's back legs and pointing with it's nose while squeeking 'OOOhhhhhh lovely' in morse code.

2006-10-08 19:56:53 · answer #3 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 1 0

Try the now defunct old Pot Noodle Mines near Boddlwydyn, near the slag heaps - commonly known as Wrexham

2006-10-09 01:50:13 · answer #4 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0 0

Cheers matey, I've got a chronic case of the munchies, and you just reminded me I've got a kingsize Bombay Bad Boy a the back of the cupboard.
And no, I'm not bloody sharing!!!!
:o)

2006-10-08 13:41:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Crumlin

2006-10-08 13:43:27 · answer #6 · answered by mozzie_2006 2 · 0 0

Behind the third bush on the left...

2006-10-08 19:35:58 · answer #7 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0 0

Sorry, not on menu. Boil a potato.

2006-10-08 13:30:59 · answer #8 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 0 0

mm beef and tomato are my favourite,see if the late night garage is open,get me one too.

2006-10-08 14:02:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sniff it out and when u find a good vayne call me...im frickin starvin too!

2006-10-08 13:32:01 · answer #10 · answered by full metal 5 · 0 0

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