2006-10-08 11:11:53 · 25 answers · asked by Dave R 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Kirk:
"Scotty, beam me directly to the center of the field in front of me. Wait 20 seconds and beam me back to my present location. Did you get that?".
Scott:
"Aye Sir"
Kirk:
"Awaiting transport, Kirk out".
Will that do it?
2006-10-08 11:27:39 · answer #1 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In London usually Keep off the Grass
2006-10-08 11:23:40 · answer #2 · answered by nb55555 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The gardener clearly crawls on the grass, silly
2006-10-10 21:29:38 · answer #3 · answered by MGN2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone with very long arms puts it there. or they run, skip, crawl, bounce, hop, or any other way than walk, there to put it there. I never walk on the grass if there's a sign saying not to, I find my way across by other means.
2006-10-08 11:20:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The gardener throws it like a spear and it sticks in the grass.
2006-10-08 11:17:40 · answer #5 · answered by little weed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The guy who puts it there rents a helicopter for an hour, and hovers over the grass... or he crawls to it?
2006-10-08 13:26:31 · answer #6 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, but the gardener can walk in the grass, so he put it ther.
2006-10-08 11:20:05 · answer #7 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
by walking on the grass of course. lol
2006-10-08 13:14:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Javelin! Teehee.
2006-10-08 11:18:40 · answer #9 · answered by jazzteen13x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they put the sign there before the put the grass down....
2006-10-08 11:51:31 · answer #10 · answered by Randomgal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋