Jokes & Riddles - October 2006

2006-10-09 10:40:07 · 13 answers · asked by Bill L 5

a riddle that one of my teachers has asked and i have no clue

2006-10-09 10:35:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-09 10:34:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-09 10:33:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-09 10:30:00 · 13 answers · asked by for a pound 1

A box of assorted creams.

2006-10-09 10:26:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

French Computers?

A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

"'House,' in French, is feminine - 'la maison' and 'Pencil,' in French, is masculine 'le crayon.'"

One puzzled student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary.

So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender and asked them to decide whether 'computer' should be a masculine or feminine noun. Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computer'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ('le computer'), because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

2006-10-09 10:24:14 · 6 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2

This is side 1..
You'll never make me leave...
Got a sunset in my veins...
When I say Shotgun you say..
Calm Before the storm,set it off

2006-10-09 10:23:41 · 6 answers · asked by I♥MRC&FOB<=P 2

2006-10-09 10:19:43 · 6 answers · asked by mike 2

The screen says " Smile and say cheese" Click button when ready...and a picture of a Monkey Comes out.

2006-10-09 10:18:55 · 10 answers · asked by Mike P 1

Shut up son and eat your cornflakes!

2006-10-09 10:15:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-09 10:08:50 · 16 answers · asked by laura2804uk 2

Cop pulled me over at 12 midnight and said " Sir , can I see your driver's registration?" (me) "Why , am I a dangerous killer or something. You gonna shot me?" (Cop)"No, sir, I only shoot "cans" with this gun." (me, mocking)" Oh, really what type of cans?" (Cop)" Well ,sir, I shoot mexicans, africans, jamaicans, and puerto-ricans" I complied fully and we parted ways peacefully.

2006-10-09 10:02:53 · 11 answers · asked by icyhott4urmind 1

A:He drowned tying to smell it.....!!

2006-10-09 09:59:12 · 17 answers · asked by Scottish 1

2006-10-09 09:52:14 · 14 answers · asked by silverspore 1

2006-10-09 09:48:20 · 47 answers · asked by Druidus 5

can he drink with his toes or does he pour it the the sink?

2006-10-09 09:44:46 · 6 answers · asked by for a pound 1

2006-10-09 09:44:01 · 20 answers · asked by Druidus 5

2006-10-09 09:37:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

He's too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle.

2006-10-09 09:32:24 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-09 09:31:48 · 12 answers · asked by laura2804uk 2

2006-10-09 09:31:10 · 8 answers · asked by Tickler 5

2006-10-09 09:29:08 · 10 answers · asked by Tickler 5

It is funny when you get it. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-09 09:17:21 · 12 answers · asked by hAnNaH bAnAnA 2

heres a really mean joke that my friend told me ... tell me what u think about it.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 1 tree???................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

isnt that mean??

2006-10-09 09:16:38 · 11 answers · asked by star_1987_13 1

Because it said concentrate, did that make you laugh? and yes I am blond x

2006-10-09 09:14:16 · 27 answers · asked by trouble 4

2006-10-09 09:09:49 · 44 answers · asked by laura2804uk 2

if you guess what i'm thinking you'll get a best answer.

2006-10-09 08:50:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-09 08:48:44 · 26 answers · asked by charley7515 2

Then there was the herd that was shot around the world....................?

2006-10-09 08:31:44 · 9 answers · asked by theophilus 5