Q:Did you hear about the irish man who farted in his bath?

Question

A:He drowned tying to smell it.....!!

Answer 1

Father McFahrley was disturbed to find out that his congregation believed in ghosts of all kinds so he decided to approach this subject in his next sermon and try to dispell a few myths. At the beginning of the sermon he asked his congregation to raise their hands to show who believes in ghosts other than the holy ghost. Almost all raise their hands. He reads scriptures from the good book showing that the only ghost mentioned is the holy ghost. Then he asked for a show of hands of how many think they have seen a ghost. 50% raise their hands. He preaches some more. Then asks how many now believe they have touched a ghost. About 10 people raise their hands. He preaches more. The the Father says "I am afraid to ask this one last question" "how many of you believe you have had sex with a ghost?" Only one old Scottish man sitting in the very back is waving his hand frantically announcing "I have Father, I sure have!" Father McFahrley says "you mean to tell us sir, that you have actually had sexual intecourse with a ghost" "GHOST, the man exclaims- Oh, I thought you had said a goat.

Answer 2

Was it Edward Woodward? If you say that in a low voice, it sounds like a fart in a bath...

Answer 3

Ha ha

Answer 4

Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
A: When the big hand toaches the little hand

Answer 5

Did he not invent the whirlpool bath?

Answer 6

Hahaha! Haven't heard that one before.

Answer 7

Or the scottish trying to spell trying , he's still trying .

Answer 8

I thought he was Scottish?

Answer 9

Didnt he think it was a Jacuzi !!!Or was that a scotsman

Answer 10

sounds painful, but funny!
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