Cop pulled me over at 12 midnight and said " Sir , can I see your driver's registration?" (me) "Why , am I a dangerous killer or something. You gonna shot me?" (Cop)"No, sir, I only shoot "cans" with this gun." (me, mocking)" Oh, really what type of cans?" (Cop)" Well ,sir, I shoot mexicans, africans, jamaicans, and puerto-ricans" I complied fully and we parted ways peacefully.
2006-10-09 10:02:53 · 11 answers · asked by icyhott4urmind 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are such a cheese ball....thanks for moving me closer to #6...lol
2006-10-09 11:54:16 · answer #1 · answered by bernie2u4 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one before. Mildly Funny.
2006-10-09 17:09:10 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey hey hey...easy with that "puerto rican"... my husband is one!!!
HAHAHAHAH... I can't wait to tell him this joke...... hahahaha...
I've also heard this joke about..... If a black man and Latino are in the car...who's driving....... A POLICEMAN.... or something like that..... HA HA HA....Silly jokes!!!!!
2006-10-09 17:10:08 · answer #3 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but i heard it before.
2006-10-09 17:13:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that is hilarious but racist. take it out before someone shoots u !!!!!LOL
2006-10-09 17:11:34 · answer #5 · answered by Josey J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before.
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2006-10-09 17:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but "Americans" end in "cans"....
hope he doesn't shoot me!!! ; )
2006-10-09 17:10:06 · answer #7 · answered by .::country gurl in a 4X4::. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. did this really happen?
2006-10-09 17:07:36 · answer #8 · answered by stop12345now 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've heard something like that before!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-09 17:05:52 · answer #9 · answered by Phil the janitor 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crzy good!!
2006-10-09 17:08:18 · answer #10 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋