Shut up son and eat your cornflakes!
2006-10-09 10:15:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I can't...stop....shivering.
2006-10-10 05:06:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yep - bear in mind them Mommy, Mommy! i could desire to play marbles now! save quiet, you may no longer use Grandpa's glass eye right this moment! ...additionally bear in mind the comedian tale "Mrs. Jones, can Johnny come out and play? "Now you comprehend Johnny has no palms and legs" "i comprehend, we wanted to apply him for a base" Dang....have been we a merciless bunch or no longer? As I variety this I understand how horrid those jokes have been!
2016-10-02 03:16:10 · answer #2 · answered by dunkelberger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Mommy mommy, Why are my cornflakes red and bumpy?"
(aside) "darn it, I knew I should have fed my scabs to the dog..."
2006-10-09 10:17:53 · answer #3 · answered by Ragriav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet, i really liked that one. but how about this one, little johnny and jimmy are sitting at the table waiting for there mom to make them breakfast and jimmy says did you hear what tommy said yesterday, he said crap infront of his mom and didnt get in any trouble at all. so johnny says well when mom gets down here im gonna say sh.it in front of her, so jimmy says well if youre going to do that im going to say ***** in front of her. so when she comes down she says well boys what do you want for breakfast . so johnny says well sh.it mom i want some scrambled eggs, she walks over to him and slaps him so hard he falls out of the chair. then she turns to jimmy and says what do you want son, and he says i sure as ***** dont want any scrambled eggs.
2006-10-09 10:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, call me juvenile or immature, but that is the funniest thing I've heard all week
2006-10-09 11:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by Diane Marie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mommy, mommy, can I now lick the bowl.
Shut up son and flush the toilet...............
2006-10-09 10:20:31 · answer #6 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if they get soggy in milk
2006-10-10 04:51:21 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny can you email this one to me click on my avatar to do so!
2006-10-09 10:17:36 · answer #8 · answered by millyxxkayy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't that raisin brand?
2006-10-09 10:16:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
interestin, any reason in particular that u said it??
2006-10-09 10:16:51 · answer #10 · answered by suparoxi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋