The screen says " Smile and say cheese" Click button when ready...and a picture of a Monkey Comes out.
2006-10-09 10:18:55 · 10 answers · asked by Mike P 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That sounds funny.
ONLY if you are a big kid at heart(I am) then turn up the volume FULL on your computer.
http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf
To activate each one just click on it,to shut it up click on it.To have them all going at once just click.It is total nonsense.
2006-10-09 10:22:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish...........................49.
Adventurous................Slept with everyone.
Athletic.........................No breasts.
Average looking..........Moooo.
Beautiful...........Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure.....On medication.
Feminist.........Fat.
Free spirit..................Junkie.
Friendship first.............Former s**t.
New-Age.......................Body hair in the wrong places.
Open-minded................Desperate.
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..................*****.
Voluptuous....................Very Fat.
Large frame..................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..........Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You'd better not!
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.
2006-10-09 17:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by Carlette D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sounds funny but what is rilly funny is the one that has a spirle illotin snd says to look at it fo 20 sec. after that tin a huge but pops up.
2006-10-09 17:22:28 · answer #3 · answered by Elizibeth H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny. I saw something get you see you driver license on line
it show driver license with money picture. that is funny
2006-10-09 17:26:09 · answer #4 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe the monkey that comes out is u.
2006-10-09 17:20:34 · answer #5 · answered by Sheldon+shell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres a website with funny pictures to send to your friend http://funnies.com/jokes.htm#Funny_Cards_and_FunPages
2006-10-09 17:22:03 · answer #6 · answered by me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, your question put me to sleep!
2006-10-09 17:20:38 · answer #7 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you don't know to say good jokes
2006-10-09 17:55:28 · answer #8 · answered by LiNaKi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny
2006-10-09 17:20:28 · answer #9 · answered by jack jack 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok
2006-10-09 17:37:06 · answer #10 · answered by Josey J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋