2006-10-09 08:48:44 · 26 answers · asked by charley7515 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Big issue, spare a quid to help the homeless mate?"
2006-10-09 08:58:11 · answer #1 · answered by Rachie 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A snail was mugged in an alley by two slugs.Later a detective asked him for a description of his assailants."Gee," said the snail,"I'm not sure.It all happened so fast."
2006-10-09 16:01:07 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nothing Slugs can't talk
2006-10-09 17:03:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I came from a colt 45.
2006-10-09 15:59:09 · answer #4 · answered by adorehandel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm nice house, i'm in between residences at the moment,
or
what ya got a coat on for,it's lovely out today.
or,
is that what ya bought with your lottery win.
2006-10-09 20:27:22 · answer #5 · answered by mythmagicdragon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much did you shell out for your house ?
2006-10-09 17:23:01 · answer #6 · answered by L.R.O. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oi youv'e pinched my house
2006-10-09 15:51:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chase me big boy
2006-10-09 17:03:33 · answer #8 · answered by Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurry up
2006-10-09 15:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by ROSEMARY H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you like some salt?
2006-10-09 16:22:49 · answer #10 · answered by JonnaMamma 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋