Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

IT A GOOD JOKE

2006-08-09 14:30:07 · 20 answers · asked by weather export 19 3

EXAMPLE: When a penis calls... " when a stranger calls"

GOOD LUCK

2006-08-09 14:12:53 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-09 14:09:15 · 18 answers · asked by Striker 5

The oldest riddles/jokes out there...

Whatever riddles or jokes you think are old please list them

♥

2006-08-09 13:51:16 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

im board ...the funniest gets 10 pts.

2006-08-09 13:47:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? rite answer get 10 points!!!!!1

2006-08-09 13:42:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go????

First one to get it gets 10 POINTS!!

2006-08-09 13:41:14 · 8 answers · asked by jim 3

A three year old suddenly said to his mother "This food is awful" and the mother yelled with delight and called Daddy. "He spoke. I heard him- He said the food was awful" The father picked up the little boy and kissed him. "Thank God, we thought you were dumb and couldn't speak" The little boy said "Not at all- It's simply that up until this point, everything has been quite satisfactory"

2006-08-09 13:19:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

i need to know what this song is. it goes like this----->
du du du du du du du! du du du du!du du du du du! du du du du du du! du! du! du du du du du! du!du du du du! du du du du du! du du du du du.

2006-08-09 12:48:31 · 11 answers · asked by f(*&k;'jk;hjk;u65rhj76!@ui 5 1

"How you wanna it daddy?"

I want it hot and freakish..

Would you do that nasty? For me? For ya man? For world peace?

2006-08-09 12:47:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

can you please tell me a funny joke
nothing corny please. and you will be rewarded.
please and thank you!!

2006-08-09 12:30:14 · 7 answers · asked by nikki -nicole 3

A creature came and sat amongst many wise men in the meeting-place. This creature had two ears, two eyes, two feet, a back and a belly, a pair of hands, two shoulders and arms, a neck, two sides and twelve hundred heads.

What was it?

2006-08-09 12:30:09 · 33 answers · asked by ...o(_insert witty comment_) 3

here anothe riddle, If 7 8 9 what make 7 greater then 10?

2006-08-09 12:28:41 · 18 answers · asked by Viety 2

3 doctors were arguing over who was the best doctor in Texas. The 1st one said "Im the best because once this guy got 4 of his fingers cut off and i got the problem fixed and 4 months later he played a world class syphony on the piano." "oh yeah?" said the 2nd. "There once was a gymnast who had her arm cut off and i got her a prosthetic arm and 4 years later she won an Olympic Gold Medal." "Im the best." said the 3rd. "Once, there was a guy who had nothing on but a cowboy hat, was high on drugs and drunk and he rode his donkey head on into an oncoming train and now hes the president of the United States!"

2006-08-09 12:28:37 · 11 answers · asked by Sean 3

my sister has been sad lately and i need help on making her laugh.
we both are suckers for silly thing's.

2006-08-09 12:26:19 · 4 answers · asked by satrawberrysandsakura 1

[Discretion: This is purely for entertainment reasons ONLY! The content contained within, should not be expressed or misinterpreted in any such away than solely for entertainment purposes. Thank you!]
[Note: I read this question from a joke site!]

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Q: What do you call a chinese male prostitue?

A: Gee Goh Low ( gigolo )

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Q: What do you name a retarded Chinese baby?

A: "Sum Ting Wong"

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Q: What do you call a chinese person who's overweight?

A: Wei Wan Tan (weigh one ton)

2006-08-09 12:22:58 · 11 answers · asked by bsc_student_08 2

People were standing in awe of this man's ability. He was a forging professional. He could forge almost anything. And with this man's power, he could make lots of money. The audience was like no other though. They were very calm about it. And everybody walked out of the scene as if no crime was committed. Why?

2006-08-09 12:21:40 · 4 answers · asked by ...o(_insert witty comment_) 3

The Master of Disguise
Just For Kicks
Friends
Big Daddy

2006-08-09 12:09:23 · 8 answers · asked by ~The Drama Queen~ 4

2006-08-09 12:02:37 · 10 answers · asked by Missa~Luvs~U 2

2006-08-09 11:59:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

is it possible to poo ( s h i t ) with out peeing ( p i s s i n g )

I could not get answer for this question kindly help

2006-08-09 11:54:32 · 9 answers · asked by SWEETIE 1

Can you name 3 songs by three different artists with the same song title.

2006-08-09 11:53:25 · 13 answers · asked by Blade 3

2006-08-09 11:48:31 · 10 answers · asked by niolbonthrone 2

2006-08-09 11:44:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-09 11:36:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-09 11:29:16 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-09 11:21:58 · 26 answers · asked by what 1

U.S.: Bangs Beach (ME); Dickey (ND); Dickeyville (WI); Dunmovin (CA); Mount Gay (VA); Beaverville (IL); Boody (IL); Bone Gap (IL); Vergennes (IL); Tightsqueeze (VA); Climax Springs (MO); Firtle (MN); Ironwood (MN); Willacoochie (GA); Moreheadsville (PA); Deep Gap (TN); Glasscock (TX); Seman (AL); Onacock (VA); Fort Dick (CA); Probe (UT); Butztown (PA); Elephant Butte (NM); Reamstown (PA); Lickdale (PA); Pickles Gap (AR); Yocumtown (PA); Fugit (KY); Assinippi (MA); Dyckesville (WI); Ballville (OH); Euren (WI); Cockland (OH); Bloody Dick (MT); Shafter (CA); Handcock Town (NC); Maggie's Nipples (WY); Needmore (TX); Zip Down (PA)

Canada: Ta Ta Creek; Mary's Inlet; Pecker's Point (NL); Kinmount (ON); Spuzzum; Sackville; Dildo

U.K.: Big Knockerstown; Pennis Wood; Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire); Twatt (Orkney); Fingringhoe (Essex)

England: Penistone; Thong; Nether Wallop; Titty Ho; Big Cockup and Little Cockup; Prickwillow

Scotland: Cockplay; Peterhead

Wales: Three Cocks, Bangor

2006-08-09 11:18:05 · 19 answers · asked by bsc_student_08 2

Two,women in shower,which one is on drugs????The one sniffing crack.......

2006-08-09 11:15:07 · 32 answers · asked by madmarie666@btinternet.com 2

2006-08-09 11:00:27 · 40 answers · asked by adiahudo 3