2006-08-09 11:59:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a turtle disaster
2006-08-09 12:04:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 18:18:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turtle Soup?
2006-08-09 12:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by cbatb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a male terrapin and a female tortoise ran off together had sex and had baby terratoises
2006-08-09 12:06:00 · answer #4 · answered by eggbutnobacon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shells were flying, turtles were crying, and the pig ran away with the goose........(they were driving). LOL.
2006-08-09 15:48:13 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a shell load of trouble... lmho
2006-08-09 12:24:40 · answer #6 · answered by ...o(_insert witty comment_) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were at cross-porpoises!
2006-08-09 13:31:29 · answer #7 · answered by JustineTime 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing bad, as they were both going so slow. ; }
2006-08-09 12:02:55 · answer #8 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were all shell shocked.
2006-08-09 12:03:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋