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Q: What do you call a chinese male prostitue?
A: Gee Goh Low ( gigolo )
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Q: What do you name a retarded Chinese baby?
A: "Sum Ting Wong"
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Q: What do you call a chinese person who's overweight?
A: Wei Wan Tan (weigh one ton)
2006-08-09 12:22:58 · 11 answers · asked by bsc_student_08 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol cute
Why aren't there any rollercoasters in China?
Because no one is tall enough to ride them.
How do the Chinese name their kids.
Drop the silverware drawer
(ching chang chong)
Haha and I love the saying
"You have more Chins than a chinese phone book" lol ♥
what do you call a b i t c h that has his head shoved up his boyfriends a s s?
infunf
2006-08-09 12:32:43 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Chinese Name Jokes
2016-11-14 01:31:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 18:21:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea,I'm with stephanie here,I'm chinese too,and I feel insulted at this joke.first,chinese parents dont throw pots and pans down the stairs to name their babies,like ching chang chong whater ever sh*t.chinese names have meanings you know.and you probably think that chinese sound like that for you info,they do not,and they are not short that they cant go on to the roller coaster.have you seen yao ming?that tall chinese basketball player? please,if you want to insult my race with jokes,why dont you get your facts right first?and its not even funny
2006-08-09 20:24:37 · answer #4 · answered by sylvestercheese 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q.How do Chinese people name their children
A.They throw knives and forks on the floor
Wei ton tin gong chon tin wang
and thats why they use chop sticks because all of their knives and forks are bent or broken,my dad told me that one years ago.
2006-08-09 12:56:31 · answer #5 · answered by HHH 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol.
-how do chinese parents name their kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs!
-Why aren't there any rollercoasters in China? Because no one is tall enough to ride them.
2006-08-09 12:26:36 · answer #6 · answered by ok o 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
o__O
D Generation X, you are quite racist.
I thought this world would be rid of racism?
The jokes aren't very funny, by the way. I'd suggest you get jokes not regarding racism, they'd go better with your audiences. (reading other comments)
2006-08-09 14:12:31 · answer #7 · answered by nagakara-sama 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
um...is this the part where i start laughing?
2006-08-09 12:29:52 · answer #8 · answered by Boink 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
HEY IM CHINESE R U PEEPS INSULTING MY CULTURE??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
2006-08-09 14:24:57 · answer #9 · answered by lollerskates 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was sooooooooooooooooooo lame.
2006-08-09 12:27:33 · answer #10 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋