The oldest riddles/jokes out there...
Whatever riddles or jokes you think are old please list them
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2006-08-09 13:51:16 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why did the chicken cross the road
2006-08-09 15:25:47 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Theres this men that was going to be hung unless he came up with a riddle no one could figure out. So he brougt a boy from the audience and said this boys father is my fathers son.
2006-08-09 14:42:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.
TeeHee Heee Heee Heee :)
2006-08-09 13:58:11 · answer #3 · answered by Angileque 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the monkey cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken's butt.
2006-08-09 13:59:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
your teeth are so yellow you can scrap butter off of them. your mamas so fat when you tell her to haul *** it takes her 2 trips. your mommas so skinsy she uses a bandaid for a maxi pad. your mommas so skinny she could hoolla hoop a cherrio. your mommas so short when she sat on a side walk her feet dangled. or mommas so fat when she sat on a penny she squeezed a burger out of lincolns nose. your mommas so stupid whe i told her it was chilly she ran outside with a spoon. your mommas so old she farts dust. your mommas so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday. your mommas so old when god said let there be light she was there to turn on the switch.
2006-08-09 14:07:45 · answer #5 · answered by my_precious_wyatt 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
L a top
L a bottom
Hallelujah in the middle.
What is that ????
2006-08-09 13:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's black and white and red all over?
A blushing skunk.
2006-08-09 15:25:40 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well the last one is the dudes BROTHER,
YO MAMMA IS SO UGLY SHE MAKES AN ONION CRY
2006-08-09 15:08:18 · answer #8 · answered by dogs0famerica 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
knock knock...
2006-08-09 14:08:25 · answer #9 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋