Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

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Than tell me how long it took you to figure out this question is BS.

2006-06-23 14:43:47 · 10 answers · asked by Dudette 1

Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

2006-06-23 14:39:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-23 14:22:27 · 25 answers · asked by RACHEL 3

tell me

2006-06-23 14:21:51 · 13 answers · asked by Bee 4

2006-06-23 14:19:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

because it was FULL OF FANS!!!!!......hahahhahahahhahahah ahah ......................funny or not RATE 1-10.........im 23 and i think its freakin funny as freakin crap!

2006-06-23 14:17:00 · 4 answers · asked by playaninstrument 3

Any wierd last name or first names that make you laugh?

2006-06-23 14:16:46 · 16 answers · asked by ~Paynt~ 2

make me laugh lol

2006-06-23 14:11:04 · 44 answers · asked by MissKz 2

Make me Laugh

2006-06-23 14:07:57 · 20 answers · asked by Vanilla Ninja 1

2006-06-23 14:03:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-23 13:41:10 · 8 answers · asked by googlywotsit 5

2006-06-23 13:39:16 · 8 answers · asked by Mallo 2

why did al gore get a belly ring? ill put answer under my q in 30 mins

2006-06-23 13:32:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man leaves his wife and arranges with his accountant to handel his bank account for him they set up a code so the accountant will know it is the man and not his wife asking for funds, the man cables the accountant and tells him SEND , before he can the man cables and tells him MORE, so the accountant adds SEND+MORE and finds that it = MONEY, and promply sends $MONEY.00 to the man.
NOW CAN YOU BREAK THEIR CODE and tell me the amounts of money the man wanted and how much the accountant sent him ? First one to do it gets 10 points

2006-06-23 13:24:45 · 13 answers · asked by joegossum 4

2006-06-23 12:59:22 · 21 answers · asked by itsa o 6

did you hear about the Irishman who coudn`t come.
he sent his brother instead

2006-06-23 12:51:13 · 11 answers · asked by itsa o 6

2006-06-23 12:50:30 · 10 answers · asked by brother from QG 3

Benjamin Moore came out with a new paint caled blonde.....

its not to bright and it speads easy!!!!!! LMAO!!!

2006-06-23 12:49:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

I bug you during hot humid summers
I'm tiny
and oh, yeah... I'm a vampire!!! Boo!!!
Who do you think I am?

**Be the first to give me the correct answer and you'll get awarded with your answer being selected as the BEST ANSWER for this question. Goodluck!

2006-06-23 12:47:12 · 10 answers · asked by brother from QG 3

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2006-06-23 12:29:23 · 1 answers · asked by Bee 4

a word i know, six letters it contains, subtract just one and twelve is wot remains. wot is the word?

2006-06-23 12:25:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

will give you answer soon

2006-06-23 12:16:02 · 19 answers · asked by itsa o 6

1: Why did the ant misspell his name?

Because he's not a spelling bee!!!

2: Why did the elephant sneeze?

Because he was allergic to peanuts!

3: Why did the lion smirk?

Because he caught a cheetah!

4: Why hasn't the snail crossed the road?

Because he's still crossing it!!

5: Who lives in a pineapple at the bottom of the sea?

Why that's you!!!!!

2006-06-23 12:12:09 · 6 answers · asked by Bedam 2

told the cheeky B to B off and let her walk like everyone else

2006-06-23 12:12:07 · 5 answers · asked by itsa o 6

They go on the water splash ride. John goes on first as he reaches the top a Fairy appears and says you have 1 wish on the way down shout out what it is and the liquid at the bottom will be that. John goes down the shoot and shouts brandy, when he hits the bottom, low and behold there it is Brandy WOW!!! he tought.
Mean while Paul is at the top and out pops the Fairy same again gives Paul a wish and on the way down he shout Vodka and as the same as John his wish had come's true.

Ron now is about to go when up pops the Fairy and gives Ron his wish. off he goes on the way down he shouts Weeeeee!!!!!!!

2006-06-23 12:01:00 · 4 answers · asked by LEONARDO P 3

2006-06-23 11:56:18 · 7 answers · asked by toe poe gee gee oh 5

What is greater than god? Worse than the devil? Rich people want it? Poor people have it? and, if you eat it you'll dye?

2006-06-23 11:55:12 · 15 answers · asked by Bedam 2

A guy rides in on Friday. Stays three days, and rides out on Friday.

2006-06-23 11:48:27 · 11 answers · asked by Bedam 2

Tunes and his mate Polo mint went to the local dance, a fight breaks out tunes steps in a hits out knocking spear mint out. just then this big cherry sweet come over to him and started pushing tunes. Tunes backs away from him and walks out of the club. Polo mint followed and and asls tunes why did you back off. Tunes repliy was i am not fight him that Cherry is Menthol.

2006-06-23 11:37:16 · 3 answers · asked by LEONARDO P 3

2006-06-23 11:32:44 · 1 answers · asked by italia girl257 1