Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
2006-06-23 14:39:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO!!! I wasn't expecting that one! Still LMAO!!!
2006-06-23 16:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by The Good Humor Man 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
And now the sequel...
Why does Micheal Jackson wear no pants?
Because it's convenient and children hear a zipper a mile away.
2006-06-23 22:05:41 · answer #2 · answered by Mongs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-06-23 21:43:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting!
2006-06-23 21:41:52 · answer #4 · answered by jodie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhaha
2006-06-23 21:43:55 · answer #5 · answered by preciousmoments1962 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question is why don't WE wear kilts. I bet it's better going commando in a kilt than in pants! :)
2006-06-23 21:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cuz they like the cool air blowing where the sun don't shine.
2006-06-23 21:45:27 · answer #7 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a good one what Fn nationality are you English?
2006-06-23 21:43:38 · answer #8 · answered by Neilman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
also cooler balls mean more sperm and a larger penis from the constant gravity im scots- irish and a mcinnish of skye
2006-06-23 21:48:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, now... No slagging off the Scottish!
(Go ahead and slag off the French, though)
2006-06-23 21:44:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never really thought of it before
2006-06-25 15:32:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋