2006-06-23 12:59:22 · 21 answers · asked by itsa o 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for replies your all wrong so far .
another few hours and i will tell you what mummy said, in meantime you can still guess
2006-06-24 07:47:38 · update #1
Shut up and keep digging!
2006-06-23 13:38:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 5⤋
The Child Support Agency would like to know the same thing!
2006-06-23 13:19:49 · answer #2 · answered by Jarri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well dear he said he was going to the shop to get a newspaper. that was the day after you were born 3 years ago and we haven't seen him since.
but haven't Uncle James, Uncle Nigel, Uncle Trevor, Uncle Peter, Uncle Gareth, Uncle Richard, Uncle Graham, Uncle Jack and erm...... well now Uncle Colin all been like daddies to you?
2006-06-23 13:56:48 · answer #3 · answered by tsmith007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mummy: ''well darling he round your new mummy's house as i caught him with her and threaten to cut off his........erm leg if he show his face back he.........unfortunatley he did come back and well lets just say he is missing something very important. At least he isn't cheating on me any more!!!''
Boy:'' oh ok''
2006-06-23 22:20:40 · answer #4 · answered by kimmie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pub,working late,football,golf,with the bit on side the bloody list endless!
2006-06-23 13:02:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
son... do you know what same sex marriage is? There are no daddy... just 2 mummies.
2006-06-23 13:06:40 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little worm asks his mother: -Mommy, mommy, where's our daddy?
-Be quiet, answers the mother, daddy went fishing with the men.
2006-06-23 13:07:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am the daddy....you're messed up....look....
THE ONE WITH THE SHORT HAIR IS THE DADDY!!!! AND THE ONE WITH THE BOOBIES IS THE MUMMY!!!!
Got that??? no???? damn, you're retarted....
2006-06-23 13:33:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
last seen sneaking into girlfriends apartment
now shutup and throw his ps2 out the window
2006-06-23 14:13:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of person posts a question like this?
2006-06-23 13:02:53 · answer #10 · answered by Ahwell 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Michael P, i was gonna put that.
2006-06-24 06:54:24 · answer #11 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋