1: Why did the ant misspell his name?
Because he's not a spelling bee!!!
2: Why did the elephant sneeze?
Because he was allergic to peanuts!
3: Why did the lion smirk?
Because he caught a cheetah!
4: Why hasn't the snail crossed the road?
Because he's still crossing it!!
5: Who lives in a pineapple at the bottom of the sea?
Why that's you!!!!!
2006-06-23 12:12:09 · 6 answers · asked by Bedam 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2/10
2006-06-23 12:26:07 · answer #1 · answered by Maddie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2006-06-23 12:19:20 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, if you're going for funny, trying to give the audience a laugh, i would for surely say you did a horrible job. These jokes are not funny, and some of them don't make sense at all. I think that, if you were aiming for boring, lifeless, and stupid, you "got a bulls-eye," "you hit the nail on the head," "you're right on target." Those expression apply perfectly to your boring jokes. I'm sorry, but you, I'm sure, wanted the honest opinion, and that is in-fact what i gave you. I will say that numbers one, two, and five, don't make one bit of sense, i will also say that numbers three and four do make sense, but they aren't humorous. I'm sorry, but that is my honestly opinion.
2006-06-23 12:33:52 · answer #3 · answered by DUHLAiNE♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they were ok but a little cheesey
2006-06-23 12:19:26 · answer #4 · answered by MissDots <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, they're very good.
2006-06-23 12:15:36 · answer #5 · answered by CG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute:))
2006-06-23 12:24:04 · answer #6 · answered by dea_ro7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋