make me laugh lol
2006-06-23 14:11:04 · 44 answers · asked by MissKz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha luv ur answers at this rate we r one step away from extinction ! :P
2006-06-23 14:27:40 · update #1
"I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bedrock."
2006-07-06 04:23:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the worst pick up line in the history of pick up lines is "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" In eighth grade for the school newspaper around Valentine's Day, I wrote an article on pickup lines and what not to say and I used some of the standards that everyone knows.
2006-06-23 14:26:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi
2006-07-06 08:49:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worst first, " Wow! You've lost a lot of weight, I'd definitely f#$% you now."
Best second, " You are the most beautiful, intelligent and talented person I've ever known and you don't have to say anything, I just wanted you to know that."
2006-06-23 14:19:19 · answer #4 · answered by stacy r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi! I'm Clyde Claphandle, What's your name Clara Slapcattle?
2006-07-04 17:29:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish you were my homework, so i could do you on the table.
baby did you fart? 'cause you just blew me away!
Do you have a quater, I told my mom I'd call her when I fall in love
Kiss me. I'm diabetic and all I need is a little sugar
2006-07-06 06:37:55 · answer #6 · answered by dkny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cousin had a great one, not sure if i could pull it off but she is young and cute so it works.
She walked up to a guy who was with a group of people, including girls......she asked him if one of the girls was his girl friend, he said no, she asked if he had a girlfriend, he said no, she then asked if he wanted a girlfriend......they ended up dating for a while, it was really cute!
2006-06-23 14:15:15 · answer #7 · answered by jen_hick1999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"i'm gonna have sex with you tonight one way or another, so you might as well be there"
"i am a magical being, take off your bra"
"i'm like a pringle, once ya pop me, ya can't stop me"
"[to a group] i'm gonna have sex with every single one of you. who's up first?"
"do you know how to use a whip?"
"f*** me if i'm wrong, but have we met before?"
those are the funniest ones i've ever heard.
2006-06-23 14:45:58 · answer #8 · answered by Jennifer H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate this one: "Are you tired? Because you have been in my mind all day." Or: "What's your sign?" I always say, Closed.
Joe Dirt says, "If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
2006-06-23 14:18:13 · answer #9 · answered by sugarpups24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you have a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see myself in your pants
then my friends and i made up this one... well.... i'm sure someone else did too. but w/e
"do i know you from myspace? i think we've cybered before"
of course that won't work if they don't have a myspace... but it'd still be funny
2006-07-06 10:11:40 · answer #10 · answered by 8675309 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give the girl a cat and say you pretend to tie your shows (make sure its near there breasts) take the cat and say oh you have cat hair on you let me get it off and wipe there breasts with your hand
2006-07-05 21:19:17 · answer #11 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋